Gray Davis has the tiniest little hands and feet! And if you believe the buzz, Alan Colmes wears a stylish gold hoop through one of his nipples. Most likely his left one. …Oh, and $6.75 for bottled water and a soft pretzel? Democrats must really be rich.
July 26, 2004
July 26, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 4
Gray Davis has the tiniest little hands and feet! And if you believe the buzz, Alan Colmes wears a stylish gold hoop through one of his nipples. Most likely his left one. …Oh, and $6.75 for bottled water and a soft pretzel? Democrats must really be rich.
July 26, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 3
Bunting’s up. Red, white, and blue cloth bunting, too—none of that crepe paper bullshit. My journalistic instincts tell me the Democrats are getting serious. Except for their convention hats. Their hats are not serious at all. Developing…
July 26, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 3
Bunting’s up. Red, white, and blue cloth bunting, too—none of that crepe paper bullshit. My journalistic instincts tell me the Democrats are getting serious. Except for their convention hats. Their hats are not serious at all. Developing…
July 26, 2004
Boat on the River
At first glance I thought this was an old Styx photo. Because tell me that one chick in the blue gingham doesn’t look just like a young, happy Tommy Shaw…
July 26, 2004
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, abridged, 5
Full-bore, on a flat Kansas highway, you can hit 145 mph, easy. But that doesn’t mean you have to.
July 26, 2004
Overheard at a Boston-area pizzeria, 12:11 PM
First guy in Red Sox cap: “What, you think Kerry actually follows the Sox?”* Second guy in Red Sox cap: “Yeah, why not?—why wouldn’t he?” First guy in Red Sox cap: “I dunno. I get the feeling he can name the entire Oxford rowboat team, but he wouldn’t know Jimmy Rice from Rice-a-Roni.”* Second guy in Red Sox cap: “Crew team. Not ‘rowboat’ team. You said ‘rowboat’ team.” First guy
July 26, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 2
Talked with a group of very friendly, very flirtatious women just outside of the Fleet Center a few moments ago. They called themselves “unofficial convention delegates,” which I suppose means they were unable to get credentialed. Lots of spangly halter tops, short vinyl skirts, and knee-high go-go boots in the lot. One of the ladies—a “Miss Brandi”—bragged to me that she’s an intimate friend of Senator Ted Kennedy’s. She says
July 26, 2004
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 2
Talked with a group of very friendly, very flirtatious women just outside of the Fleet Center a few moments ago. They called themselves “unofficial convention delegates,” which I suppose means they were unable to get credentialed. Lots of spangly halter tops, short vinyl skirts, and knee-high go-go boots in the lot. One of the ladies—a “Miss Brandi”—bragged to me that she’s an intimate friend of Senator Ted Kennedy’s. She says
July 26, 2004
Gary Figgis throws cold water on Sheriff Freddy Heflin’s quaint idealism
Gary Figgis: “I don’t give a shit about your fucking justice. Being right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddy.”