Cairo, Egypt – An Iraqi militant group is claiming it has beheaded a U.S. Marine of Lebanese descent, and taken another hostage. The claim comes in a statement posted today on an Islamic Web site. The Marine from Utah, Corporal Wassef Ali Hassoun, appeared blindfolded in a videotape aired last month on the Arab satellite station Al-Jazeera. Militants threatened to kill him unless the United States released all Iraqis in
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I predict Zarqawi will make a fine rug for some motivated Marine.
I’m no Marine, but I would be glad to chip in for the non-slip underlay.
The latest word is that the dirtbags holding him are now claiming that they haven’t murdered him yet. There won’t be enough terrorist left for a rug once the Marines get hold of them. Maybe a doily? Or a coaster?
I’m afraid the Bissel will be useless in getting the smell out, though.
I suppose one could always blame that on the dog.