Ted Rall is still an idiot out of his fucking mind.*
July 2004
July 14, 2004
Children’s book openings that are sure to sell, 1
“Once upon a time, there was a young lawyer with fabulous locks who could read the minds of unborn children with cerebral palsy…”
July 14, 2004
Children’s book openings that are sure to sell, 1
“Once upon a time, there was a young lawyer with fabulous locks who could read the minds of unborn children with cerebral palsy…”
July 14, 2004
My brief conversation with John Kerry’s comb
Me: “Bonjour, John Kerry’s comb.” Comb: “Bonjour.” Me: “So, tell me: Product? Lots of product? And be honest now, because everyone knows he’s doing something up there.” Comb: “You mean you have to ask…? Let’s see… there’s gel, mousse, spray, color — you name it, he uses it. The guy thinks he’s Simon Le bon. But from a practical standpoint, he’s virtually wind and waterproof. Which in his line of
July 14, 2004
My brief conversation with John Kerry’s comb
Me: “Bonjour, John Kerry’s comb.” Comb: “Bonjour.” Me: “So, tell me: Product? Lots of product? And be honest now, because everyone knows he’s doing something up there.” Comb: “You mean you have to ask…? Let’s see… there’s gel, mousse, spray, color — you name it, he uses it. The guy thinks he’s Simon Le bon. But from a practical standpoint, he’s virtually wind and waterproof. Which in his line of
July 13, 2004
The 75th Major League All-Star Game Poem
Man, he absolutely… 1. crushed that pitch! 2. blew that one by him! Epilogue Beer is good, and so are hot dogs with mustard and relish and onions. God Bless America. Screw Michael Moore Epilogue Addendum …the Twinkie-sucking goo pit of hate.
July 13, 2004
“Al-Qaeda-Linked Militant Surrenders Under Saudi Amnesty Offer”
From Bloomberg news: A suspected al-Qaeda loyalist surrendered to Saudi authorities under the kingdom’s amnesty offer to wanted militants, the Saudi government said. Khalid bin Odeh bin Mohammed al-Harbi, also known as Abu Suleiman al-Makki, surrendered at the Saudi Embassy in Tehran, becoming the third suspect to do so under the royal amnesty. He had been living along the Iranian-Afghan border, according to a statement issued by the Saudi Embassy
July 13, 2004
“Al-Qaeda-Linked Militant Surrenders Under Saudi Amnesty Offer”
From Bloomberg news: A suspected al-Qaeda loyalist surrendered to Saudi authorities under the kingdom’s amnesty offer to wanted militants, the Saudi government said. Khalid bin Odeh bin Mohammed al-Harbi, also known as Abu Suleiman al-Makki, surrendered at the Saudi Embassy in Tehran, becoming the third suspect to do so under the royal amnesty. He had been living along the Iranian-Afghan border, according to a statement issued by the Saudi Embassy
July 13, 2004
News from “the worst economy since Herbert Hoover” front
Exports surge. Trade gap narrows. Second-quarter growth estimates revised upward. Ace has all the particulars. Which is good, because the mainstream press doesn’t seem to care all that much. Meanwhile, Kerry and Edwards inch toward protectionism, and gaggles of the googly-eyed Democratic Prelletariat giggle like schoolchildren at the thought of John-John hugs and Diet Coke appreciation. They moon over Teresa’s shiny, irreverent independence.* It’s official: the Democratic party is the
Shannon Elizabeth comments on the Senate Intelligence Committee Report
“I haven’t read the report yet, actually. But I’m sure it’s very good. Say, would you like to see my breasts…?”