Were I a marsupial, none of you would care what I stuffed in my pockets. Instead, you’d love me and pet me and feed me tasty eucalyptus leaves.
July 2004
July 21, 2004
The Sandy Berger’s Lament poem
Were I a marsupial, none of you would care what I stuffed in my pockets. Instead, you’d love me and pet me and feed me tasty eucalyptus leaves.
July 21, 2004
Words that just sound funny, #138: morass
eg. “Is that your morass?” “Yes, that morass belongs to me.” **** alt. usage (Democrats): “No, that morass belongs to Smirky McChimpyburton and all the greedy, bloodsoaked corporate puppeteers who pull his strings.”
July 21, 2004
Words that just sound funny, #138: morass
eg. “Is that your morass?” “Yes, that morass belongs to me.” **** alt. usage (Democrats): “No, that morass belongs to Smirky McChimpyburton and all the greedy, bloodsoaked corporate puppeteers who pull his strings.”
July 20, 2004
An aside
…debating Fahrenheit 911 is a lot like chatting up a fish stick: even if you score, you’re scoring with a tube of hastily processed, frozen breaded cod bits. And let’s face it, even Josh Marshall can score with cod bits.
July 20, 2004
A voice in my head, 2:12 PM, July 20:
If Michael Moore were a beanbag chair, the ‘70s wouldn’t have been half as fun. Not to mention the entire decade would’ve smelled like sausage patties and chicken fried steak. update: And flop sweat. update 2: And string cheese.
July 20, 2004
Scenes from my driveway, continued x 28
Deadbeat neighbor: “Okay, I’ll bite: why aren’t you wearing pants?” Me: “Why? Because I’m protesting Sandy Berger’s perfidy, that’s why.”* Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh. Heh heh. Sandy Berger’s perfidy, gotcha. Good one.” Me: “Thanks.” Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: Me: “…You have no idea who Sandy Berger is, do you?” Deadbeat neighbor: “Or what ‘perfidy’ means either, no.”
July 20, 2004
Shannon Elizabeth comments further on Joe Wilson’s fall from grace
“What, him again? I don’t know what else to tell you—he’s a crummy liar, is all. Say, did I ever tell you Marlon Wayans says my ass is so nice you can eat breakfast off of it…?”
July 20, 2004
Update 7
Ted Rall is still an idiot. And a racially retarded one, to boot. **** h/t Ray update: West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd responds: “Well, I quite enjoyed Mr. Rall’s illustrated funny. And if you have the time, I can tell you quite a few stories about the negroes and their erstwhile love affair with the pomade…”
Shannon Elizabeth comments further on Joe Wilson’s fall from grace
“What, him again? I don’t know what else to tell you—he’s a crummy liar, is all. Say, did I ever tell you Marlon Wayans says my ass is so nice you can eat breakfast off of it…?”