8 Replies to “The Sandy Berger’s Lament poem”

1. David says:

   July 21, 2004 at 2:46 pm

   He’s not a marsupial?

2. Beck says:

   July 21, 2004 at 5:28 pm

   Did you know that koala bears get enough moisture from eating eucalpytus leaves that they never need to drink water?  I’m not sure what the national security implications are for that, but I’m pretty sure the two must somehow be related.

3. Jer says:

   July 21, 2004 at 6:57 pm

   I’ve noticed that none of these little poems make it into your Greatest Hits.  But they’re some of my favorites.

4. Jeff Goldstein says:

   July 21, 2004 at 7:35 pm

   Gonna gather them into a book, which I’ll then guilt people like you into dropping $12 on. 

   Thanks in advance!

5. Jer says:

   July 21, 2004 at 8:40 pm

   Ahhhhh.

6. Katie says:

   July 22, 2004 at 1:15 pm

   Koalas are one of the most violent animals. And kangaroos aren’t too friendly, either. I read the other day that a kangaroo killed a woman’s pet dog while they were on a walk in Australia.

7. Shinobi says:

   April 1, 2005 at 8:53 pm

   My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don’t want them too. I’m like, “Hey… Hold on fellows… Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.” Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.

   – Mitch Hedberg

   I wonder if he has a joke for every topic?

8. the a man says:

   November 17, 2005 at 2:13 am

   wow he is a realy…………….open thinker

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