Did you know that koala bears get enough moisture from eating eucalpytus leaves that they never need to drink water? I’m not sure what the national security implications are for that, but I’m pretty sure the two must somehow be related.
Koalas are one of the most violent animals. And kangaroos aren’t too friendly, either. I read the other day that a kangaroo killed a woman’s pet dog while they were on a walk in Australia.
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don’t want them too. I’m like, “Hey… Hold on fellows… Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.” Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.
He’s not a marsupial?
Did you know that koala bears get enough moisture from eating eucalpytus leaves that they never need to drink water? I’m not sure what the national security implications are for that, but I’m pretty sure the two must somehow be related.
I’ve noticed that none of these little poems make it into your Greatest Hits. But they’re some of my favorites.
Gonna gather them into a book, which I’ll then guilt people like you into dropping $12 on.
Thanks in advance!
Ahhhhh.
Koalas are one of the most violent animals. And kangaroos aren’t too friendly, either. I read the other day that a kangaroo killed a woman’s pet dog while they were on a walk in Australia.
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don’t want them too. I’m like, “Hey… Hold on fellows… Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.” Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.
– Mitch Hedberg
I wonder if he has a joke for every topic?
wow he is a realy…………….open thinker