Deadbeat neighbor: “Okay, I’ll bite: why aren’t you wearing pants?”
Me: “Why? Because I’m protesting Sandy Berger’s perfidy, that’s why.”*
Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh. Heh heh. Sandy Berger’s perfidy, gotcha. Good one.”
Me: “Thanks.”
Deadbeat neighbor:
Me:
Deadbeat neighbor:
Me: “…You have no idea who Sandy Berger is, do you?”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Or what ‘perfidy’ means either, no.”
This may be the best installment of “Scenes…” yet.
Not because I’m pantless in it I hope…
Admirable honesty really.
I’m fairly certain this is not the first SFMD featuring a pantless JeffG. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Not like it’s Ted Kennedy’s driveway. Cuz’ there’d be something wrong with that.
I thought you were just impersonating Stephen Green.
Didn’t Perfidy date Jennifer Lopez a couple of years back?