Overheard in the checkout line at Safeway, May 5:
Man: “…and we have some sweet relish at home, right?”
Woman: [thumbing through a magazine] “I think so, yeah. You know, that Michael Moore’s got some big breasts…”
Man: “…what about barbecue sauce…? Because I think we should grill at least some of this chicken while it’s still nice out.”
Good lord I hope she meant MANDY and not Micheal! Because if she didn’t, then that means there is a magazine out there right now exposing Micheal Moore’s mammary glands!!! What if a child were to pick up that mag and see that???
it wouldn’t be too difficult to tell, even with his shirt on.
but how can you think about eating AND about mnm without any pause?
I know I’m skipping lunch just for having read this.