[15:49] proteinwisdom: Hey Bill? [15:49] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on [15:51] proteinwisdom: What if instead of saying, “I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending, the first and the last”… [15:51] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on [15:53] proteinwisdom: The Lord said something like, “I am the bacon double-cheeseburger and the fries, the

Q: Why did the master masonry worker cross the road? A: Because his apprentice inadvertantly wet-mortared his MWI Professional ¼” X ¼” Square Notch Margin Trowel 1/4S to the chicken. The stupid bastard. **** related.  Somehow.

Tom Elia sends along the latest in George Galloway perfidy (by way of MEMRI and the Corner): George Galloway on Syrian TV July 31, 2005: Two of your beautiful daughters are in the hands of foreigners – Jerusalem and Baghdad. The foreigners are doing to your daughters as they will. The daughters are crying for help, and the Arab world is silent. And some of them are collaborating with the

From the Guardian, “Headache sufferers flout new drug law”: Patients who suffer from cluster headaches – a debilitating medical condition for which there is no cure – are flouting the government’s ban on magic mushrooms because they say the psychedelic fungi are the only thing to relieve the pain of their attacks. In the past two years scores of British cluster headache sufferers have turned to magic mushrooms, prompted by

From The Scotsman: Muslims who resent the British way of life should leave the UK, regardless of whether they are citizens or not, a senior Conservative said last night in comments that have heightened already tense community relations. Gerald Howarth, the shadow defence minister, last night told The Scotsman that extremist Muslims who see the Iraq war as a conflict against Islam should be considered as treacherous as Soviet sympathisers

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, alive as you and me. Says I “But Joe, you’re ten years dead” “I never died” said he, So I picked up a piece of rebar and beat him savagely, then I stole the filthy Commie’s butter sandwich.