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Random IM conversation with Bill INDC, who it turns out wasn’t online at the time

[15:49] proteinwisdom: Hey Bill?

[15:49] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[15:51] proteinwisdom: What if instead of saying, “I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending, the first and the last”…

[15:51] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[15:53] proteinwisdom: The Lord said something like, “I am the bacon double-cheeseburger and the fries, the sandwich and the side dish, the entree and the appetizer”…?

[15:53] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[15:53] proteinwisdom: Would we still picture God with a long white beard and flowing robes, omnipotent and omnipresent?

[15:53] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[15:54] proteinwisdom: Or would we maybe picture him in a paper hat, chain-smoking behind a dumpster on a five-minute break before the Wednesday dinner rush…?

[15:54] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[15:54] proteinwisdom: These are the questions that keep me up at night, Bill.

[15:54] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[15:55] proteinwisdom: Well, that and the popularity of Garrison Keillor

[15:55] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[15:56] proteinwisdom: and those really sweet shooters chicks are always trying to get you to buy them at bars.

22 Replies to “Random IM conversation with Bill INDC, who it turns out wasn’t online at the time”

  1. zombyboy says:

    Mmm. Shooters.

    I’m a sucker for scantily clad shooter chicks.

    Actually, I’m a sucker for booze.

    Blogger Bash.

    Just sayin’…

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    August 20, right?  Let me know when the details are ironed out.

  3. JWebb says:

    Bill is so much funnier as ***Error while sending IM.

  4. Bill from INDC says:

    Thanks JWebb, that was really nice of you.

  5. JWebb says:

    Just foolin’ around, Bill. But thanks for not rippin’ me a new one!

  6. Bill from INDC says:

    Of course. I figured that you didn’t really think I was unfunny.

    Especially since I’ve always made Mrs. JWebb giggle when I slipped her my tickle-pickle.

  7. JWebb says:

    Mrs. JWebb is an 84-year-old invalid. No wonder she’s been grinning so much lately. Thanks, Bill!

  8. MC says:

    Hmmmm… my IMs with Jeff always have responses from him whether he’s actually logged on or not …

    HOW DOES HE DO THAT??

  9. MC says:

    JWebb – ‘T’s OK – you can go ahead and tell him that it was actually Andrew Sullivan in bat form that he was orgling.

    I mean, Bill said that it was at your house and on the stairwell so …

  10. I agree JWebb, much funnier … oops, is that you Bill?  Hey, Bill, were we not having a conversation about this bit somewhere ?

  11. Bill from INDC says:

    No. You were saying that the random IM conversations were “derivative,” presumably of Goldstein, which didn’t make much sense, as Goldstein wrote more than half of them.

    Thus, he was apparently derivative of himself.

    Which means that you were in violation of Subsection C, Paragraph 2 of the “Rulebook of Idiotic Hypercritical Blog Commenters with No Fucking Sense, None At All. Nope. Nada.”

  12. NOT mojo. Nope, not me. Un-uh. says:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0671723650/103-2620087-2730209?v=glance

    SB: ways

    It’s freakin’ eerie sometimes, ain’t it?

  13. Goy Girl says:

    JWebb, that would be blond-blogging-link-beggers that Bill rips new ones for.

  14. JWebb says:

    MC – Ixnay with the atsbay.

  15. MC says:

    OK-ay-ay… smile

  16. Robert says:

    What’s this about a blogger bash?  Damnit, don’t toy with me, I have a 24/7 job and a toddler and I NEED TO DRINK.

  17. zombyboy says:

    Way off topic (for which I should apologize): the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash will be August 20th in Denver. If you have any questions, email me.

    Booze will be present. Hangovers, too, if history is any guide.

  18. Oprah says:

    Why am I not surprised that Bill slips his pickle to 84 yr old invalid old ladies?

  19. Attila Girl says:

    I think it would be more efficient if the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bashes were held in L.A.

    Thank you for making this small adjustment to your plans.

    (“Give.” As in, you guys are such givers.)

  20. zombyboy says:

    Well, you know, for you we’ll make the change.

    No.

    Really.

    heheh.

    (That was totally believable, right?)

  21. Beck says:

    Hmmm… I have a week off starting August 18, and a friend in Denver I’ve been meaning to visit for some time now… Most tempting…

  22. Jon says:

    A little nerdy post, but hey that’s ok.

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