[15:49] proteinwisdom: Hey Bill?
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[15:51] proteinwisdom: What if instead of saying, “I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending, the first and the last”…
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[15:53] proteinwisdom: The Lord said something like, “I am the bacon double-cheeseburger and the fries, the sandwich and the side dish, the entree and the appetizer”…?
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[15:53] proteinwisdom: Would we still picture God with a long white beard and flowing robes, omnipotent and omnipresent?
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[15:54] proteinwisdom: Or would we maybe picture him in a paper hat, chain-smoking behind a dumpster on a five-minute break before the Wednesday dinner rush…?
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[15:54] proteinwisdom: These are the questions that keep me up at night, Bill.
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[15:55] proteinwisdom: Well, that and the popularity of Garrison Keillor
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[15:56] proteinwisdom: and those really sweet shooters chicks are always trying to get you to buy them at bars.
Mmm. Shooters.
I’m a sucker for scantily clad shooter chicks.
Actually, I’m a sucker for booze.
Blogger Bash.
Just sayin’…
August 20, right? Let me know when the details are ironed out.
Bill is so much funnier as ***Error while sending IM.
Thanks JWebb, that was really nice of you.
Just foolin’ around, Bill. But thanks for not rippin’ me a new one!
Of course. I figured that you didn’t really think I was unfunny.
Especially since I’ve always made Mrs. JWebb giggle when I slipped her my tickle-pickle.
Mrs. JWebb is an 84-year-old invalid. No wonder she’s been grinning so much lately. Thanks, Bill!
Hmmmm… my IMs with Jeff always have responses from him whether he’s actually logged on or not …
HOW DOES HE DO THAT??
JWebb – ‘T’s OK – you can go ahead and tell him that it was actually Andrew Sullivan in bat form that he was orgling.
I mean, Bill said that it was at your house and on the stairwell so …
I agree JWebb, much funnier … oops, is that you Bill? Hey, Bill, were we not having a conversation about this bit somewhere ?
No. You were saying that the random IM conversations were “derivative,” presumably of Goldstein, which didn’t make much sense, as Goldstein wrote more than half of them.
Thus, he was apparently derivative of himself.
Which means that you were in violation of Subsection C, Paragraph 2 of the “Rulebook of Idiotic Hypercritical Blog Commenters with No Fucking Sense, None At All. Nope. Nada.”
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0671723650/103-2620087-2730209?v=glance
SB: ways
It’s freakin’ eerie sometimes, ain’t it?
JWebb, that would be blond-blogging-link-beggers that Bill rips new ones for.
MC – Ixnay with the atsbay.
OK-ay-ay…
What’s this about a blogger bash? Damnit, don’t toy with me, I have a 24/7 job and a toddler and I NEED TO DRINK.
Way off topic (for which I should apologize): the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash will be August 20th in Denver. If you have any questions, email me.
Booze will be present. Hangovers, too, if history is any guide.
Why am I not surprised that Bill slips his pickle to 84 yr old invalid old ladies?
I think it would be more efficient if the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bashes were held in L.A.
Thank you for making this small adjustment to your plans.
(“Give.” As in, you guys are such givers.)
Well, you know, for you we’ll make the change.
No.
Really.
heheh.
(That was totally believable, right?)
Hmmm… I have a week off starting August 18, and a friend in Denver I’ve been meaning to visit for some time now… Most tempting…
A little nerdy post, but hey that’s ok.