Q: Why did the master masonry worker cross the road?
A: Because his apprentice inadvertantly wet-mortared his MWI Professional ¼” X ¼” Square Notch Margin Trowel 1/4S to the chicken. The stupid bastard.
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And like Imer Block Head Masonry Saws, those things don’t just grow on trees, you know!
Ha(!), he knowingly assented.
Confusion, like debate, is a good thing.
As an all-American guy, I not only got the joke, but it my made my nipples hard.
Belly laugh of the day! Thanks.
I’m confused and disoriented by this post! CHICKENMASON!!!
Yeah, of course you expect confusion. Anything having to do with masons are so convoluted with hidden codes that no one amongst the uninitiated can understand. But I am on to their conspiracy. It all has to do with heiroglyphics and ancient Celtic astrology.
Ha ha. That’s very logical.
That was brilliant.
Yeah, you Rethugs can keep making your escapist masonry jokes, but it won’t distract us from our quest to bring down KKKarl Rove!
Just try to stop The People from speaking truth to power, you fascists!
Is there a link somewhere on the site here that provides a translation for those of us who are just stupid? Coming to this site is bad for my self esteem.