NCAA president Myles Brand: “You must understand, our decision was meant to protect you from hostile, abusive, and offensive stereotypes. We’re looking out for you.” Seminole Tribe of Florida councilman Max Osceola: “How?”* NCAA president Myles Brand: “Why, hello to you, too, sir!”
August 6, 2005
first in a series of jokes the NCAA leadership would never, ever countenance, being the humorless, self-righteous scolds they are
Jacko’s Jury: a follow-up
Yesterday, I asked TalkLeft’s Jeralyn Merritt, a renowned defense attorney and staunch defender of Michael Jackson, what she thought of the revelations that, as the Daily News put it, “Jury deliberations in Michael Jackson’s child-molestation trial were allegedly tainted by shocking misconduct that included smuggling in videotaped Court TV shows and secretly communicating with the pop star’s mother.” Here’s Jeralyn’s reply: No surprise here that these jurors want to write
Concerned, guilt-ridden Whiteys to Native Americans: “WE’LL tell you when you’re outraged, Chief.”
In the comments to my previous post, Half Canadian reminds me of this 2002 John Miller piece, which references a famous (and now, evidently, ignored) Sports Illustrated poll gauging Native American opinion on the use of Indian nicknames, mascots, characters, and symbols by amateur and professional sports teams: The Peter Harris Research Group polled 352 Native Americans (217 living on reservations and 134 living off) and 743 sports fans; the
