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August 24, 2005

Fat woman sues Doctor for diagnosing her as fat

Unbelievable, this.  And yet somehow inevitable. One hopes this traumatized fatbody is able to convince John Edwards to argue her case.  Because I’d love to see him bring the jury to tears by channeling the anguished testimony of her excess adipose tissue… **** (h/t Tom Elia) **** update:  SarahW fills in some background that doesn’t appear in the AP story.  If what she says is correct, then perhaps there is

My fourth brief interview with Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito

Me: “So. Any new developments in the Plame affair?” Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “None that I know of, no.” Me: “Aw c’mon, now.  You mean to tell me you’ve heard nothing new?” Karl Rove’s breakfast burrito: “Well, I hear Cindy Sheehan thinks Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, and Bill Kristol had something to do with it—but then, nobody really takes her all that seriously anymore.” Me: “Except Arianna, you mean.  And

And here I thought Alan Colmes was the “delicious, rich paste of failure”…

Pandagon’s Jesse Taylor, on what he sees as the Bushies’ attempt to redefine victory in Iraq: Here’s the thing—both sides are right. Bush is still calling for “victory”—it’s just that the standard definition of “victory” has been misapplied so many times that getting Iraqi troops trained and us the hell out is pretty much the only standard that can remain consisten [sic] until it actually happens. Victory was getting the

Rox Populi asks a question; I, in turn, offer a tentative answer

Dunno. Maybe he got lucky and popped off while safely inside one of those “free speech zones” progressive academics are so very keen on…? (Which, good thing for him, too.  Because otherwise it would off to the hoosgow with the old Godbothering fascist.  After all, Chavez is a minority—which elevates what Robertson said from merely stupid to the far more sinister hate speech…) **** h/t Allah

John Bolton’s straight-talking mustache, “Regis,” goes on a blind date, episode 3: “After dinner plans”

Tammy the blind date:  “That was a wonderful dinner, Regis, thank you!  So!  What shall we do next?—go for stroll, then maybe a cocktail or two?  My treat…?” “Regis”:  “Whatever.  Just so long as at the end of the night I’m wearing you like a pair of writhing pink earmuffs.  Lobster ain’t cheap, honey.”

Thanks…

To Mark Curtin for the Season 1 box set of Penn & Teller’s “Bullshit.” Great show, great DVD set.  As always, Mark, I very much appreciate the gesture.

“Islam is a terrorist organization!  Whereas Ace and Karol? More of a cute, fuzzy, mini cabal…”

For immediate release: Controversial talk show host Michael Graham will be joining the web based conservative radio network RIGHTALK.com as of Monday August 29th. Graham, recently released from WMAL in Washington D.C. over controversial remarks about Islam, will be hosting a daily program at noon eastern called “Michael Graham Unleashed”. “I’m very happy to be joining the RIGHTALK team. Webcasting on the internet frees me to say what needs to