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August 15, 2005

Christopher Hitchens joins the ranks of the SMEAR MERCHANTS

The drunk Limey neocon bastard. (h/t John Cole) **** update:  It was only a matter of time before the first Mother Sheehan miracle sighting.  Me, I once found Margaret Cho’s likeness in a summer sausage slice, but rather than make a fuss, I covered the hideous thing with honey mustard and pimento and ate it with a Triscuit. Because fuck Margaret Cho.*

My fifth brief conversation with the ghost of John Merrick

Merrick: “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!” me: “So you’ve said, yeah.  Tell me—just what is it that you have against animals, anyway?” Merrick: “I AM A HUMAN BEING –!” me: “Actually, you’re more like a big slobbery bean bag chair with eyes, if you want the truth.  But you still haven’t answered my question.” Merrick: “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!” me: “Uh huh, that’s what I thought.  me: “Hater.”

BREAKING:  “Iraq constitution writers miss deadline”

From CNN: Members of Iraq’s national assembly late Monday passed by unanimous vote an extension allowing an extra week to complete talks on the country’s new constitution. The committee drafting the document had asked for an extension after it failed to reach a compromise by Monday’s deadline after months of talks. The new deadline is August 22. Without the extension, the government would have dissolved, requiring new elections in December

HOW DARE YOU ATTACK CINDY!  WHY DON’T YOU JUST ADDRESS HER ARGUMENTS? 

Tell me, chickenhawk:  WHY DO YOU SOULLESS RIGHTWING SMEAR MERCHANTS INSIST ON ATTACKING THE MESSENGER? **** (h/t Ardolino) **** update:  Is it, you know…BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY?

Concerned with his inability to find Natalee, a CITIZEN JOURNALIST sets his sights on easier prey, with the hopes that a quick scoop will restore his confidence and give him the strength to continue the search for the missing Alabama Teen

Gee—that Al Gore is kinda wooden, ain’t he?  When he’s not all hysterical and redfaced, I mean? It’s true.  And yes, you can quote me on that.

Phoney, warmongering death cultist Chimpy McHitlerburton forces Newsweek to publish a puff piece hinting that Resident Shrub might just have a heart afterall.  THE LYING LIARS!

Rove probably had pictures of the two Nesweek ”reporters” responsible for this abomination of invidious Rethuglican rebranding, Holly Bailey and Evan Thomas, pleasuring farm animals or little boys.  How else to account for

Economic Rhetoric 101

One of the Republican criticisms of President Bush (and here I mean rank and file Republicans, not people like Sean Hannity, who would interpret a Bush beer fart as a “proof of increased consumption, signalling a strong economy!”), is that the Bush is often poor at getting his message out—or that, even when he’s able to, he emphasizes populist, spend-happy “successes” rather than those successes that reinforce what remains of