Clinton: “And as anybody who knows me well will readily tell you, I’ve never liked terrorists –particurly the Muslim kind, with their, y’know, their falafel breath and their impractical footwear…”
Clinton: “And as anybody who knows me well will readily tell you, I’ve never liked terrorists –particurly the Muslim kind, with their, y’know, their falafel breath and their impractical footwear…”
“plus their, almost casual, disregard for necessity of keeping one’s head and body conjoined at the neck…”
Bernard H. Flapdoodle, President and founder of the special-interest group “Americans of Humorus Descent” could not be reached for comment on the funny footwear issue. Mostly, we think, because he doesn’t exist…
So, does Hillary’s new disdain of terrorists mean we won’t see more of her and the widow Arafat kissing?
http://www.papillonsartpalace.com/hillarSy.htm
Hill not like Muslim terrorists? I think we’ve all seen how she smiles around men wearing gowns and scarves when she’s got the pants on.
Maybe the guys who sport surplus Soviet fatigues and hoods would pose some kind of fashion threat to her.
It’s gonna take me a few minutes to get back in a humorous mood.
S’okay, CC, it takes a village.
Hillary’s solution would be to offer free counseling and contraceptives to prevent unwanted terrorists.
Am I crazy, or did couscous turn into falafel?
And yes, dammit, I spend way too much time reading this blog during the day. Obviously re-reading, too.
Heh. Yeah, I switch stuff like that all the time just to see if anybody’s really paying attention.
SCORE!
Garlicky chick pea balls will always find their way onto a Hillary post.
I catch you all the time. I just don’t feel the need to point it out . . .
STRUNK AND WHITE ARE MY MASTERS! (Which is kind of sick, if you think about it.)
(Spambuster: are. They ARE!)