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Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) delivers an address to Families USA in which she clearly begins positioning herself for a 2008 presidential run

Clinton:  “And as anybody who knows me well will readily tell you, I’ve never liked terrorists –particurly the Muslim kind, with their, y’know, their falafel breath and their impractical footwear…”

11 Replies to “Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) delivers an address to Families USA in which she clearly begins positioning herself for a 2008 presidential run”

  1. kelly says:

    “plus their, almost casual, disregard for necessity of keeping one’s head and body conjoined at the neck…”

  2. mojo says:

    Bernard H. Flapdoodle, President and founder of the special-interest group “Americans of Humorus Descent” could not be reached for comment on the funny footwear issue. Mostly, we think, because he doesn’t exist…

  3. mld says:

    So, does Hillary’s new disdain of terrorists mean we won’t see more of her and the widow Arafat kissing? 

    http://www.papillonsartpalace.com/hillarSy.htm

  4. c says:

    Hill not like Muslim terrorists?  I think we’ve all seen how she smiles around men wearing gowns and scarves when she’s got the pants on. 

    Maybe the guys who sport surplus Soviet fatigues and hoods would pose some kind of fashion threat to her.

  5. CraigC says:

    It’s gonna take me a few minutes to get back in a humorous mood.

  6. kelly says:

    S’okay, CC, it takes a village.

  7. JWebb says:

    Hillary’s solution would be to offer free counseling and contraceptives to prevent unwanted terrorists.

  8. Mark says:

    Am I crazy, or did couscous turn into falafel?

    And yes, dammit, I spend way too much time reading this blog during the day.  Obviously re-reading, too.

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Heh. Yeah, I switch stuff like that all the time just to see if anybody’s really paying attention.

    SCORE!

  10. c says:

    Garlicky chick pea balls will always find their way onto a Hillary post.

  11. Attila Girl says:

    I catch you all the time. I just don’t feel the need to point it out . . .

    STRUNK AND WHITE ARE MY MASTERS! (Which is kind of sick, if you think about it.)

    (Spambuster: are. They ARE!)

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