eg. “Are those your lederhosen?” “Yes, those lederhosen belong to me.”*
*Worn as part of a Halloween costume, 1988. I dressed as the St. Pauli Girl and got hit on by at least 3 of my fraternity brothers, one of whom dressed as Cleavon Little in Vanishing Point. Which, that was really freaky, man.
So long as German is a viable source for funny sounding words, allow me to submit the German for contraception:
Schwangershaftverhütung
I’m pretty sure schlong is a German word.
(Huh-huh, I said “schlong”.)
Are they lined with silk so they won’t chafe you in the summer?
(Extra bonus points if you know where that came from.)
Mr. Rogers? “Can you say lederhosen?”
I can’t believe we’ve gone so long in this thread without a Sandy Berger joke.
All your lederhosen are belongs to us.
Close Jeff, though I believe it was Mr. Roberts in the National Lampoon version.