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Will the monkey give us what we crave?

Depends.  Last I heard he was in Cambodia.  But I have my doubts. 

10 Replies to “Will the monkey give us what we crave?”

  1. Rae says:

    I think I saw him running through the market carrying a doughnut….

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    If he stops to chat with a dolphin in a pea coat, shoot him.  He would have had it coming.

  3. Joe says:

    Just make sure there are no free-ranging tuna in the area.

  4. Bill in CO says:

    If the monkey won’t pony up, the purple lemur is in a position to make it happen.

  5. dario says:

    I think I spotted him coaching the USA Mens Basketball team.

  6. Scott P says:

    In related news, the US Men’s team is also expected to lose to the Special Olympics squad in the consolation game tomorrow by an even larger margin, despite the Special Olympians promise to lock one wheel on each of their wheel chairs, just to make it “sporting”.

  7. McGehee says:

    The monkey was listening to a Peter Gabriel CD and was shocked.

  8. The Sage of Forest Park says:

    Ask not if the monkey will give us what we crave; ask if we will give the monkey what he craves.

  9. Attila Girl says:

    Is this the monkey that likes to be spanked, or a different one?

  10. ss says:

    Let the monkey cook my breakfast. Cook my breakfast in the morning.

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