Puppies and bunnies and unicorns, and candy canes hanging from trees… *Sigh* Just smell that summer air, would you?—look at those mountain peaks, feel that gentle westerly breeze…
Did I already mention puppies? Because puppies. Ah, yes. Puppies.
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You wouldn’t happen to be contemplating a run for Vice President, would you?
Why yes. Yes I am.
Admit it, your blender is broke.
Jeff, look! Your blender wasn’t broken. It was just unplugged!
Frappé away! Please, I’m beggin’ ya. You’re scaring the bejesus out of me… I’m starting to feel…nice…
Say, that Kerry isn’t such a bad fella…Got any Kool-Aid??… I LOVE puppies…
Jeff, master-debater that he is, has clearly staked out the rhetorical high ground here. I mean, how can you argue against puppies ?
I don’t believe in the stories about the Puppy Blender. You can’t really blend up a puppy without adding liquids, and we all know that Glenn is a purist.
Now if he were a Puppy Grinder, I’d believe that.
I thought that when you acknowledged a conservative leaning of any sort, a truck showed up at your house, broke down your door, searched the premises and confiscated any puppies. and your sense of humor. well, okay, I shoulda known, but Maureen Dowd said so, in print, in the NYT. and how do you explain Rush Limbaugh? people say he’s always yelling, and he’s such a hater.
Where is Jeff, and what have you done with him?
Laurence, a purist debones his puppies first.
I mean, how can you argue against puppies?
With a large truck on very large tires.
Or so I’ve heard…
Just smell that summer air?
At lunch today in the Tech Center (Englewood, CO) I smelled *winter* in the air, which has a faint but unmistakable chill. Tomorrow the high is supposed to 63F. Ugh.
So I abhor your contention of happy summer days and will fight you to the death on that and many other unrelated points.
Or not.
But we do need more summer days. Too cold too soon makes Billy a cranky boy. (Lileks too, apparently, based on recent posting.)
softer side?
“Puppies and bunnies and unicorns…hanging from trees…”
And Strawberry Shortcake…and my pretty pony…and Jessica Cutler doing the donkey act in Tijauana while dressed like Strawberry Shortcake…
You can’t really blend up a puppy without adding liquids, and we all know that Glenn is a purist.
A properly hydrated puppy contains sufficient liquids to permit a smooth blend. Once properly deboned, I mean.