THK:  “You’re not planning to spread me on that white bread, are you, Conchita?  Because I command you not to spread me on that white bread! Conchita: THK:  “Okay, fine, have it your way… But don’t you dare cover me in that processed turkey meat –” Conchita:  THK:  “Oh good lord, no—not tomato slices.  Have a heart, would you…?” Conchita: THK:  “…Wait, what are those—jalapenos?  Because this isn’t funny anymore,

Via CFIF: In July, Inter Presse news service reported that a top U.N. official was preparing a new study that will outline numerous global tax proposals to be considered by the General Assembly at its September meeting. The proposals will likely include everything from global taxes on e-mails and Internet use to a global gas tax and levies on airline travel. If adopted, American taxpayers could wind up paying hundreds

Via CFIF: In July, Inter Presse news service reported that a top U.N. official was preparing a new study that will outline numerous global tax proposals to be considered by the General Assembly at its September meeting. The proposals will likely include everything from global taxes on e-mails and Internet use to a global gas tax and levies on airline travel. If adopted, American taxpayers could wind up paying hundreds

Democratic strategist Mary Anne Marsh, speaking moments ago on “Hannity and Colmes”:  “George Bush betrayed his country by sending us to war on false pretenses, and George Bush betrayed his country by not fighting in Vietnam.” Yes.  You read that right.  “George Bush betrayed his country by not fighting in Vietnam.” “George Bush betrayed his country by not fighting in Vietnam.” Given an opportunity to correct this rather incredible statement,

You do that, you partisan hive of pasty Medium Cool wannabes.  Because let’s face it:  what the American public really needs right now is expanded news coverage of unmitigated Bush hatred—y’know, to temper all the positive media coverage Dubya’s been showered with over the last 4 years. I mean, fair is fair, right? **** h/t Allah

You do that, you partisan hive of pasty Medium Cool wannabes.  Because let’s face it:  what the American public really needs right now is expanded news coverage of unmitigated Bush hatred—y’know, to temper all the positive media coverage Dubya’s been showered with over the last 4 years. I mean, fair is fair, right? **** h/t Allah

From Boston.com: When it comes to correcting papers and grading tests, purple is emerging as the new red. “If you see a whole paper of red, it looks pretty frightening,” said Sharon Carlson, a health and physical education teacher at John F. Kennedy Middle School in Northampton. “Purple stands out, but it doesn’t look as scary as red.” The considered reply of protein wisdom the educator:  “Oh shut the fuck

From the Weekly Standard’s “Scrapbook,” August 16: Shortly after Bulgarian truck driver Georgi Lazov’s headless body was fished out of the Tigris River on July 14, his country’s NATO ambassador in Brussels, Emil Valev, proposed that the organization issue a statement condemning this and other hostage-takings in Iraq. NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer did end up releasing such a statement, on July 20, calling these incidents “abhorrent” and

From the Weekly Standard’s “Scrapbook,” August 16: Shortly after Bulgarian truck driver Georgi Lazov’s headless body was fished out of the Tigris River on July 14, his country’s NATO ambassador in Brussels, Emil Valev, proposed that the organization issue a statement condemning this and other hostage-takings in Iraq. NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer did end up releasing such a statement, on July 20, calling these incidents “abhorrent” and

Female Dinner Guest:  “Why yes, thank you, we’d love some wine –” Male Dinner Guest:  “– So long as you haven’t had the bottle in your ass, she means –” Female Dinner Guest 2:  “– Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  It’s just, well…you understand…”