You do that, you partisan hive of pasty Medium Cool wannabes. Because let’s face it: what the American public really needs right now is expanded news coverage of unmitigated Bush hatred—y’know, to temper all the positive media coverage Dubya’s been showered with over the last 4 years.
I mean, fair is fair, right?
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h/t Allah
The looney lefties are sooo desperate to relive the sixties, with Kerry reprising his “winter soldier” role – remember, he was for speaking truth to power before he was against it ! (I know, it’s getting hard for me to keep track of the latest nuanced position, too).
And hey, those Watergate reporters were big heros, they got that bum Nixon kicked out of office – let’s pretend we’re them ! We can get Bush kicked out of office ! Because Abu Ghraib ! And wrecking the economy ! And no oil for blood !
Peace, man. Power to the people !
Key-rist, I’m sick of that stupid nonsense.
I know you’ve been holding it in reserve for a special moment Jeff, but I think for your pending coverage of the RNC…
…I really hate to say this. It’s like unleashing the Death Blossom from The Last Starfighter. But I think it’s called for…
…it’s going to be time for you to take the brown acid.
I’ll remember you in my prayers. Or someon’e prayers anyway. Once I figure out what those are.
If I wanted to help John Kerry win this election, I don’t know that I’d give a lot of coverage to the protestors in New York City. It might do more harm than good.
I’ve suspected for a while that Kerry, et al (that’s Latin, not French), are actually paid operatives of Bush-Cheney ‘04.