Cut Arnold some slack. Just because he has a German accent, doesn’t mean he’s a Nazi. I think he’ll deliver California for Bush. For that I can forgive a lot. Just like I forgive McCain for past sins because he delivered last night and he’s softening up the despicable media by wining and dining them.
The chances are low. We’d need everyone in LA and SF–and possibly Sacramento, and certainly Berkeley–to be hung over on the same day. Or two well-placed earthquakes.
I’d hate to see undercover GOP operatives slipping the date rate drug into the drinks of their liberal friends the day before the election, and then locking them into their bathrooms for 24 hours.
Becky—You won’t be able to eat Kerry’s Vietnam era lucky hat because it doesn’t exist, but perhaps you can eat one of Bush’s Stetson’s instead. I’m sure he’ll be glad to send you one as a gesture of brotherhood and it’ll be a lot cleaner.
I mean, weightlifters call them that. In that trade they are a side effect of steroid overuse. Check out some of the bodybuilding magazines, there will be ads in the back by cosmetic surgeons who remove them.
Not that I’m accusing MM of using steroids. Unless carbs count.
Cut Arnold some slack. Just because he has a German accent, doesn’t mean he’s a Nazi. I think he’ll deliver California for Bush. For that I can forgive a lot. Just like I forgive McCain for past sins because he delivered last night and he’s softening up the despicable media by wining and dining them.
I don’t think he’s a Nazi. I was poking fun at his occasional use of Hitler as a rhetorical example.
I’m really hoping he’ll use the phrase “girly man” or “girly men”.
A Total Recall challenge to John Edwards that was pulled: “Sue me, dickhead”
While he didn’t say it, I still think it holds true…
“There are lots of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, whores, politicians…”
“You already mentioned them.”
“I know I did. They are twice as bad as anything else.”
It’s an Austrian accent! Not a German accent.
You’re a funny teleprompter. That’s why I read you last.
If Schwarzenegger delivers California, I’ll eat John Kerry’s Vietnam era lucky hat.
Make sure you sear it first.
The chances are low. We’d need everyone in LA and SF–and possibly Sacramento, and certainly Berkeley–to be hung over on the same day. Or two well-placed earthquakes.
I’d hate to see undercover GOP operatives slipping the date rate drug into the drinks of their liberal friends the day before the election, and then locking them into their bathrooms for 24 hours.
That would be bad.
Becky—You won’t be able to eat Kerry’s Vietnam era lucky hat because it doesn’t exist, but perhaps you can eat one of Bush’s Stetson’s instead. I’m sure he’ll be glad to send you one as a gesture of brotherhood and it’ll be a lot cleaner.
Just run this on all California TV stations, and Bush wins.
In re: 1, they call them “bitch tits.” Seriously.
I mean, weightlifters call them that. In that trade they are a side effect of steroid overuse. Check out some of the bodybuilding magazines, there will be ads in the back by cosmetic surgeons who remove them.
Not that I’m accusing MM of using steroids. Unless carbs count.