20 Replies to “protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 9”

1. Bruce says:

   August 31, 2004 at 6:49 pm

   Silly me.  I thought it was: Soviet Steet has been brought to you today by the letter “L”.

2. Bruce says:

   August 31, 2004 at 6:50 pm

   “And THIS is the only gun you’ll be allowed to carry in MY America, dammit.  Now pass the tartar sauce, you little person.”

3. Paul Zrimsek says:

   August 31, 2004 at 7:06 pm

   “Ask anyone who knows this game, Saddam: Double Pistol Hand shoots down Pen Missile.”

4. bj says:

   August 31, 2004 at 7:07 pm

   See what happens when I suck my thumb?

5. Dittybopper says:

   August 31, 2004 at 7:19 pm

   When I was able to see it, my dick was this big.

6. Alexandra says:

   August 31, 2004 at 7:28 pm

   Great take on yucky Moore.

7. Miss O'Hara says:

   August 31, 2004 at 7:35 pm

   “Now, where’s my entree?!!!?!”

8. So It Begins says:

   August 31, 2004 at 8:06 pm

   Michael Moore joins Preston High School’s own “Happy Hands” club in a skit for Summer Sanders Class Presidential campaign.

   Yeah, right – I’m note voting for her!… I’m voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think?

   Michael Moore says:  Are you going to finish your tots?  Can I have them?

9. dario says:

   August 31, 2004 at 8:26 pm

   Boy!  50 more packets of that delightfull condiment!

10. insomni says:

    August 31, 2004 at 8:36 pm

    So It Begins: If the stakes weren’t so high, and if my state wasn’t so close, I might just “Vote Pedro” as a write-in this fall.

11. So It Begins says:

    August 31, 2004 at 8:54 pm

    insomni,

    I just can’t wait for Chenney’s breakout dance moves.  That is going to be so “awesome”!

12. Jim Valvis says:

    August 31, 2004 at 9:05 pm

    Where is thumbkin?  Where is thumbkin?

    There he is.  There he is.

    How are you today, sir?

    Fat and rich, I thank you.

    Run like France.  Run like France.

13. Sergio says:

    August 31, 2004 at 9:22 pm

    Valvis: Yeah!

14. Sergio says:

    August 31, 2004 at 9:36 pm

    Oh, by the way:

    “The meeting was organized into about 20 “Affinity Groups” and “Clusters.” They had code names like Pagan Bloc, Basement Group, and Just Act. They came from all over the nation – Chicago, Seattle, Boston, California’s Bay Area.

    The New York contingent was mostly made up of college kids. The stifling room was almost exclusively white.”

    http://nydailynews.com/front/story/227574p-195399c.html

15. Beck says:

    August 31, 2004 at 10:25 pm

    Palm d’whore to Valvis!

16. Forbes says:

    August 31, 2004 at 10:45 pm

    Come on, it’s just some lame shadow puppet trick Moore learned in A/V while running a projector with no film in it.

17. Joey says:

    August 31, 2004 at 11:00 pm

    I assumed it was feces on his hands and face.

18. yourmom says:

    September 1, 2004 at 4:09 pm

    Well…. at least u don’t have to photoshop a photo of bush to make him look stupid…. he just does it himself lol

19. yourmom says:

    September 1, 2004 at 4:13 pm

    link fix…sorry

20. dtyj says:

    April 21, 2007 at 1:36 am

    VERY SORRY
    
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    VERY SORRY

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