In the time it takes you to read this post, Al Gore will have thought back to the 2000 elections 677 times. In 39 of those instances, he admits to himself that he deserved to lose; in the other 638 instances, he soundly thrashes Dubya and Cheney using Matrix-style aerial Kung-fu techniques he’s learned from his secret concubine, Lucy Liu. Who has a tongue like a velvet waterfall.
July 19, 2004
July 19, 2004
Manila Wafer
Q: How many President Gloria Arroyos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: “Just go ahead and take the whole lamp. And this $6,000,000.00. Is there anything else we can get for you…?”*
July 19, 2004
Site Changes
Spent the weekend switching the site over to Expression Engine from Movable Type. Please let me know if you find any bugs or oddities. Michael Moore? Like a VW Bus in a baseball cap and a bib. With barbecue sauce and rib meat smeared all over the grill. update: Thanks for all the feedback. We’ll work on that right column overlap problem that some of you are having in Netscape