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Tenth in a series of real-time empirical observations

In the time it takes you to read this post, Al Gore will have thought back to the 2000 elections 677 times.  In 39 of those instances, he admits to himself that he deserved to lose; in the other 638 instances, he soundly thrashes Dubya and Cheney using Matrix-style aerial Kung-fu techniques he’s learned from his secret concubine, Lucy Liu.  Who has a tongue like a velvet waterfall.

7 Replies to “Tenth in a series of real-time empirical observations”

  1. Dario says:

    …Lucy Liu.  Who has a tongue like a velvet waterfall.

    Pulitzer!!!

  2. Beck says:

    Pardon, I need to go take a cold shower.

  3. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    But can she kiss like Tipper?

  4. … that leads into my favorite watering hole, where you just want to take off all your clothes and jump right in …

    OK, I’ll stop now.

  5. Moe Lane says:

    Bah.  Lucy Liu would have better taste than that.  And now I’ve fanboyed and it isn’t even 6:30 AM yet.  Curses

  6. Robert Schwartz says:

    ROTFL. You may wish to consult with a licensed mental health professional as to whether you are in need of his services or of those of one of his colleagues.

  7. Mr. Bowen says:

    As the worlds greatest (fictional) penguin once said, I have to go towel off my extremities.

    Geeez.

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