The Chrysler Crossfire convertible, 2004 (w/ racing package) French’s yellow mustard Steel Former Oakland Raider quarterback Ken Stabler Genuine humility General George Patton’s vintage riding crop The Whopper sandwich (w/ cheese, hold the lettuce) Grand Forks Stutsman, North Dakota Long-term interest rates
June 2004
Jong Jong Jong you been Jong so long you been Jong Jong Jong so long
“US mulls changing terror list,” Brisbane Courier-Mail: The US said today it will consider taking North Korea off its list of terrorist states if it meets conditions to abolish its nuclear weapons programs. In unveiling a new plan to bring an end to the 20-month impasse, a senior US official dangled the terrorism carrot in front of Pyongyang. Under the proposal, aid would flow immediately after a commitment by North
Prominent African-American leader, likes to rhyme? Heads the Rainbow Coalition…? C’mon, man: Je
Jesse who’s this now? Sorry, never heard of the guy.
Safari
Shhhhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. It’s moonbat season. I’m moonbat hunting. Hehhehheheh… update: tacos, if I had to choose. But then, I don’t recall anyone offering me tacos.
The Easy-Bake Oven poem
for Indymedia commenters Your brains are like Easy- Bake™ ovens — warming over stale dough with dim, low-wattage lightbulbs.
Yes. Yes. And, for good measure, yes.
This is a fantastic idea. What the US needs right now is a grassroots movement that doesn’t involve either patchouli-drenched puppeteers or bluenosed prohibitionists spitting scripture like it’s liquid brimstone. Slogan: “This is my country. Nothing left to talk about.” **** h/t BH
Atkins hesitation, 5
Tuesday lunch: pan-fried head cheese sprinkled liberally with crumbled feta and served over a bed of roasted, rosemary butter-braised pork loin. With steamed zucchini and yellow squash. …If the road to gustatory heaven were paved with flash-fried skull scoopings and pork, this dish would take you all the way up to the pearly gates and ring the bell for you.
Fahrenheit 911 lbs. of barely chewed sausage and creme-filled snack cakes
“…a spectacle of abject political cowardice masking itself as a demonstration of ‘dissenting’ bravery” — Christopher Hitchens, Slate. Well. There‘s a blurb that won’t be showing up on the Special Edition DVD packaging, I’ll bet. **** h/t Ray.
