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June 2004

Have denied having any interest in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004

The Chrysler Crossfire convertible, 2004 (w/ racing package) French’s yellow mustard Steel Former Oakland Raider quarterback Ken Stabler Genuine humility General George Patton’s vintage riding crop The Whopper sandwich (w/ cheese, hold the lettuce) Grand Forks Stutsman, North Dakota Long-term interest rates

Jong Jong Jong you been Jong so long you been Jong Jong Jong so long

“US mulls changing terror list,” Brisbane Courier-Mail: The US said today it will consider taking North Korea off its list of terrorist states if it meets conditions to abolish its nuclear weapons programs. In unveiling a new plan to bring an end to the 20-month impasse, a senior US official dangled the terrorism carrot in front of Pyongyang. Under the proposal, aid would flow immediately after a commitment by North

Prominent African-American leader, likes to rhyme?  Heads the Rainbow Coalition…?  C’mon, man:  Je

Jesse who’s this now? Sorry, never heard of the guy.

Safari

Shhhhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. It’s moonbat season. I’m moonbat hunting. Hehhehheheh… update: tacos, if I had to choose. But then, I don’t recall anyone offering me tacos.

Random Monica Lewinksy thought, early evening, June 22, 2004

Like, lots lots.

The Easy-Bake Oven poem

for Indymedia commenters Your brains are like Easy- Bake™ ovens — warming over stale dough with dim, low-wattage lightbulbs.

Yes.  Yes.  And, for good measure, yes.

This is a fantastic idea. What the US needs right now is a grassroots movement that doesn’t involve either patchouli-drenched puppeteers or bluenosed prohibitionists spitting scripture like it’s liquid brimstone. Slogan: “This is my country. Nothing left to talk about.” **** h/t BH

Atkins hesitation, 5

Tuesday lunch: pan-fried head cheese sprinkled liberally with crumbled feta and served over a bed of roasted, rosemary butter-braised pork loin. With steamed zucchini and yellow squash. …If the road to gustatory heaven were paved with flash-fried skull scoopings and pork, this dish would take you all the way up to the pearly gates and ring the bell for you.

Because Abu Ghraib, 2

Fahrenheit 911 lbs. of barely chewed sausage and creme-filled snack cakes

“…a spectacle of abject political cowardice masking itself as a demonstration of ‘dissenting’ bravery” — Christopher Hitchens, Slate. Well. There‘s a blurb that won’t be showing up on the Special Edition DVD packaging, I’ll bet. **** h/t Ray.