Oh? Now I heard that Long Term Interest Rates were extremely interested on the condition that they could change from their current levels to at least 14%, points and closing costs not included, void where prohibited by law, not available in all states, check with your current lien holder for potential penalties.
And I heard one of the “Olsen twigs” was interested until she found out it would be a faux pas to just nibble on a saltine at Official State Dinners and then throw up.
I think Hellman’s mayonnaise has a certain gravitas that French’s mustard lacks. But since Kerry probably has the condiment vote sewn up, given the “ketchup connection”, perhaps he should seek to widen his appeal… say, to desserts or even entrees.
Patton’s riding crop was misquoted. It meant to say that it would accept the VP nomination in the spirit of the great Anglo-American alliance that was working to defeat Fascism in Europe. And then it slapped a Swift boat veteran.
I’m pretty sure that no self-respecting mustard of any brand/variety would ever accept a job in politics. And since there’s no such thing as a non-self-respecting mustard, that pretty much settles that.
Oh? Now I heard that Long Term Interest Rates were extremely interested on the condition that they could change from their current levels to at least 14%, points and closing costs not included, void where prohibited by law, not available in all states, check with your current lien holder for potential penalties.
And I heard one of the “Olsen twigs” was interested until she found out it would be a faux pas to just nibble on a saltine at Official State Dinners and then throw up.
I think Hellman’s mayonnaise has a certain gravitas that French’s mustard lacks. But since Kerry probably has the condiment vote sewn up, given the “ketchup connection”, perhaps he should seek to widen his appeal… say, to desserts or even entrees.
Patton’s riding crop was misquoted. It meant to say that it would accept the VP nomination in the spirit of the great Anglo-American alliance that was working to defeat Fascism in Europe. And then it slapped a Swift boat veteran.
I’m pretty sure that no self-respecting mustard of any brand/variety would ever accept a job in politics. And since there’s no such thing as a non-self-respecting mustard, that pretty much settles that.
I would vote for Kenny “the Snake” Stabler. I support a Lamonica/Stabler ticket.
actually, i believe that steel was an early frontrunner, having had a longtime kinship with the heinz family due to the pittsburgh connection.
however, steel was found to be too “rigid”, lacking in nuance, and unappealing to the european crowd.