flies who tried landing on my ham sandwich, 0. update: 4-2 final, my way.
June 12, 2004
June 12, 2004
Um…
Q: Why isn’t this story leading the news cycle? The United Nations has determined that Saddam Hussein shipped weapons of mass destruction components as well as medium-range ballistic missiles before, during and after the U.S.-led war against Iraq in 2003. The UN Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission briefed the Security Council on new findings that could help trace the whereabouts of Saddam’s missile and WMD program. The briefing contained satellite
June 12, 2004
haiku primer (a structural performative, followed by a narrative series)
Haiku Title Here five syllables here seven syllables right here five syllables here ***** 1. The Reiver Michael Moore, rhino- hipped cad that he is, stole my chili-cheese dog. ***** 2. The Reiver, cont. His mouth caked in cheese, Michael Moore smiled at the Reagan funeral. ***** 3. Synchronicity A fist in his pants, Ted Rall smiled too, his hatred relieved with quick jerks.
June 12, 2004
Brautigan, Revisited – an American love story
Chapter 17: Questions, Questions Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 6. Chapter 7. Chapter 8. Chapter 9. Chapter 10. Chapter 11. Chapter 12. Chapter 13. Chapter 14. Chapter 15. Chapter 16. “What was that all about?” Liz asked matter-of-factly when I returned from my walk later that afternoon. I had been out for about six hours combing the streets of Boston, lurking behind public mailboxes,
June 12, 2004
Choose wisely
“Are we rushing headlong into the next step of those 40 years of progressions by which we do something then they do something, by which we pretend that we’re going to build this and it will somehow strengthen our deterrent then they do it, and low and behold, the next thing we know is, the President of the United States is addressing the nation saying,
June 12, 2004
Random Monica Lewinksy thought, June 11, 2004, #3
People who eat cheesesteaks without mayonnaise are just plain crazy. Broccoli, on the other hand, I can do without. update: In a pinch, though, broccoli with gobs of melted cheddar is okay, I guess.