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Fahrenheit 911 lbs. of barely chewed sausage and creme-filled snack cakes

“…a spectacle of abject political cowardice masking itself as a demonstration of ‘dissenting’ bravery” — Christopher Hitchens, Slate.

Well. There‘s a blurb that won’t be showing up on the Special Edition DVD packaging, I’ll bet.

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h/t Ray.

10 Replies to “Fahrenheit 911 lbs. of barely chewed sausage and creme-filled snack cakes”

  1. Tom says:

    I don’t know Jeff, it could be Dowdifiable:

    …a spectacle…a demonstration of…bravery—Christopher Hitchens

  2. Jeff G says:

    True.  Or just “brave”.

  3. jed clamp-it says:

    If you add “50 gallons of cheap vodka” to 911 pounds of “barely chewed sausage and creme-filled snack cakes,” why, you’d have the contents of Hitchens’ belly.

  4. jed clamp-it says:

    …if, theoretically, one stooped to such below-the-belt, ad hominem attacks.

  5. Jeff G says:

    Nothing below Moore’s belt but the sound of cotton and fat scraping the sidewalk.  I blame the canoles.

  6. Rick says:

    Mr. Protein Wisdom,

    I hope you saved that HS yearbook mugshot of Moore that Drudge ran yesterday.  Just to make further fun of this risible Riefenstahl.

    It looks like Moore has had the face he deserves for several decades.

    Cordially…

  7. HH says:

    The Moore pic was actually from a USA Today article on Moore’s past called “The truth about Michael Moore.”

  8. jmflynny says:

    Am I mistaken, or is the camera out of focus?

  9. Zeb Trout says:

    While I think its important to focus on the issues, not the personalities, I can’t help but note that, from this picture, Michael Moore seems to have been an ugly fat girl in 1970’s.  Who knew?  I mean that in a good way, of course.

    Afterthought:  I’m mixing memes, here, leftovers from yesterdays Protein Wisdom, but it just occurred to me that I might pay good money to see a Michael Moore-produced documentary on the life and times of Jesse Jackson.  That could be even funnier than “Dumb & Dumber”.

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