A Hot Pockets coupon? Dude, you haven’t bought Hot Pockets in, like, ten years. Now quit fucking around and point me toward the fat-free Miracle Whip.
June 23, 2004
June 23, 2004
From the department of “it must really suck to be Dave Winer right about now”…
…comes this bit of breaking news, courtesy Gerard Van der Leun.
June 23, 2004
Another moment of unabashed pragmatism
I can delete this post any time I want. But I’ll need a good reason.
June 23, 2004
Washington Post: “U.S. Won’t Seek Immunity for Soldiers”
…opting instead to skip the formalities and declare war directly on France or Germany or Belgium, should any one of those feckless little demi-sovereigns try snatching up a member of the US military for some sham trial before the International Criminal Court — a body of bureaucratic appointees answerable only to fancy chocolates, breads, and a playful little Beaujolais with a wonderful nose. update: At least, that’s what I hope
June 23, 2004
My second brief conversation with a McIntosh apple
me: “Not to be rude or anything, but I generally prefer the Granny Smith apple to the McIntosh.” apple: me: “The McIntosh just isn’t, I dunno… crunchy enough for me.” apple: me: “Not that the McIntosh is a bad-tasting apple or anything. Just that, well, I like the Granny Smith a little bit better, you know?” apple: me: “Because of the tartness…” apple: me: “And that crunchiness factor we talked
June 23, 2004
Have denied having any interest in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004
The Chrysler Crossfire convertible, 2004 (w/ racing package) French’s yellow mustard Steel Former Oakland Raider quarterback Ken Stabler Genuine humility General George Patton’s vintage riding crop The Whopper sandwich (w/ cheese, hold the lettuce) Grand Forks Stutsman, North Dakota Long-term interest rates
June 23, 2004
Jong Jong Jong you been Jong so long you been Jong Jong Jong so long
“US mulls changing terror list,” Brisbane Courier-Mail: The US said today it will consider taking North Korea off its list of terrorist states if it meets conditions to abolish its nuclear weapons programs. In unveiling a new plan to bring an end to the 20-month impasse, a senior US official dangled the terrorism carrot in front of Pyongyang. Under the proposal, aid would flow immediately after a commitment by North
June 23, 2004
Prominent African-American leader, likes to rhyme? Heads the Rainbow Coalition…? C’mon, man: Je
Jesse who’s this now? Sorry, never heard of the guy.
June 23, 2004
Safari
Shhhhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. It’s moonbat season. I’m moonbat hunting. Hehhehheheh… update: tacos, if I had to choose. But then, I don’t recall anyone offering me tacos.