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The Easy-Bake Oven poem

for Indymedia commenters

Your brains
are like Easy-
Bake™ ovens —
warming over
stale dough
with dim,
low-wattage
lightbulbs.

10 Replies to “The Easy-Bake Oven poem”

  1. BH says:

    Forget Fatty Arbuckle, the Coke bottle, and the mid-East; this might be the zenith.

  2. Jeff G says:

    Too kind. But I suspect it will barely leave a mark.

  3. Donnah says:

    Thanks for the laugh.

  4. Jen says:

    Wicked funny, man.

  5. BH says:

    Well, you’re right.  Looking a couple posts below at dponce80, I don’t think it’s even possible to leave a mark.

    I like how he continued with the “but” clause after agreeing so whole-heartedly with my “bad, period” formulation.

  6. Jeff G says:

    It’s like trying to have sex in the middle of a 12’ deep swimming pool, ain’t it?

  7. With or without floaties?

    I guess I should drop the pretense that I understand what you’re talking about.

  8. Beck says:

    Linkage & Traffic denial—the ultimate blogger insult.

  9. Pazzesco says:

    Treacher puts out some great haikus, but this is still my all-time favorite protein prose

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