“intrepid li’l hegemon” “the pocket Marx” “Spike” “one-eyed Ivan” “Mao Tse-meatsock” “kitty hitter” “Ted’s Caspian Pipeline” “Comrade Spelunker” “Yoda’s other thumb” “Bernie the penis” *Source: just guessing, really
June 10, 2004
June 10, 2004
Hockey and elk, remember? Leave the punditry to us.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha! Hahaha! Canadian journalists. Such a scream.
June 10, 2004
Milestones, 4.
Today is the protein wisdom four-year wedding anniversary — the fourth year being the fruit (traditional) or flower / appliance (modern) anniversary. So we’ll be having sushi. The Wedding Anniversary Haiku When we fell in love You said, “this feels quite nice, eh?” And I said, “It does.”
June 10, 2004
Scenes from my driveway, continued x 19
Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: “…Doesn’t get much better than this, does it?” Me: “Stay gold, Ponyboy.”
June 10, 2004
School’s. Out. For. Ever.
Yeah, but when it comes to video game proficiency among 17- and 18-year olds, we’re number one, baby! (Unless of course there’s math or reading involved. In which case, we’re number, like, 17 or some such.)
June 10, 2004
A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (twelfth in a series)
Man Michael Moore With his hat on he’s about five thirty-seven inches taller wider than a taxicab.
June 10, 2004
A cross to bear
Cathy Young examines the Los Angeles County seal dustup and concludes (correctly, I believe) that the ACLU’s strategy of waging large battles against small “offenses” is at best dubious: If you look closely at the Los Angeles County official seal
June 10, 2004
Have expressed some interest in the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004, but are st
Mousse de Saumon et C
June 10, 2004
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can
watch you weave then breathe your story lines. **** h/t Lee