Wait, you mean Dick Clarke lied…? Are you sure? Because he seemed so earnest. And then there was that sonorous, blue-suited apology to the nation. Don’t get me started on that — I still get teary eyed. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. And Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
April 12, 2004
April 12, 2004
Pat Buchanan could not be reached for comment…
Overheard during a Kerry economic strategy meeting, April 12: Roger Altman, senior Kerry economic advisor: “I think I’ve found the perfect way to ‘combat’ the outsourcing ‘problem,’ John: choice, and the free market. “But you’ll want to keep this hush hush until after the election, okay? — otherwise the whole ‘Benedict Arnold CEOs’ thing ain’t gonna wash. And that would be a real shame, because we’ve already printed, like, a
April 12, 2004
Let My People Go.
So I was thinking about suing the Pharoah, y’know, for back pay — but if you’re going to put it that way…. Note to my attorney: “we’ll always have Big Tobacco…”
April 12, 2004
No Rhyme nor Reason
To: Federal Bureaucracy From: Federal Bureaucracy Re: Federal Bureaucracy Important: Please remember to alert self of the need for self to check up on the progress of self. Or else, have self send a memo reminding self to remind self. Also, be on the lookout for people on the lookout looking at us. 70 what now? Really? Well, make it 71 then. Give ourselves something to do, for Chrissakes. That’s what we’re paying
April 12, 2004
Calling All Lawyers, Those Who Know Some, or Those with a Knowledge of Import Copyright Law
Hey all. I just received the following email regarding a UK import DVD I offer for sale online. I offer the DVD for sale internationally, not just in North America. Am I really breaking the law? Thanks in advance for the feedback. Greetings, I’m writing on behalf of Acorn Media Publishing. It has come to our attention that you have been selling copies of the Region 2 DVD release of
April 12, 2004
Seder? I hardly know her…
Knock knock. “Who’s there?” The Angel of Death. “The Angel of Death wh — oh, wait a sec! You must be looking for the Egyptians! Two doors down, big house on your right. If you pass the locusts you’ve gone too far.” Yes, thanks, sorry. And apologies for interrupting your dinner. What’s that you’re eating, anyway — some sort of fish…?