Click here for the complete CBS poll results. Ignore CBS’s headline spin — after all, these are the folks who pay to keep Dan Rather in dress socks. So. Did Condi Rice’s testimony help the Bushies? We report, you decide.

The most interesting fact about yesterday’s Condolezza Rice testimony before the 9/11 commission? Of the 25000 or so words exchanged, Ms. Rice — whom the commission insisted needed to testify publically lest Truth be throttled — spoke only 15000 of those words, or sixty percent. The other forty percent of the time, television audiences were treated to Bob Kerrey throwing a salty, context-challenged testosterfit, or to Richard Ben Veniste attempting

…What’d I tell ya? Now if somebody would please release that study showing how sitting on your ass with a box of hard pretzels and a tub of jalapeno cheese dip adds inches to your penis, I could retire as the smartest and most prescient man who ever lived.

Well at least it’s Mom didn’t give it a middle name of “Heschel.” And yeah, I’m talking to you, Doris.

…that’s what this is. The whole time I thought it was, like, somebody’s signature dunk or something.

Yesterday, in the course of discussions here concerning race and racism (well, I “discussed”; popular lefty blogger Hesiod frothed like an Espresso Macchiato, the bitch), I came to several important conclusions: Hesiod is certifiably insane. Every time he comments here, the smell of frying bologna wafts through this site. From here on out, Hesiod shall be known as “Hesiodiot.” Or maybe, “The Hesiodiot.” Which makes his followers “Hesiodiots.” In terms

Forgive me if I seem a little bit off today. Last night I watched Zardoz without getting remarkably stoned first, and I’m pretty sure important parts of my brain are now synaptically rewired as a result. For instance: I went to pour myself some vanilla coffee just a second ago, but instead of pouring it into my favorite mug like I normally would, I killed a squirrel with a well-thrown