To: God From: Protein Wisdom Re: Blue Man Group Come again? Respectfully, protein wisdom
April 1, 2004
April 1, 2004
Top 10 punchlines Janeane Garofalo is likely to use on Air America Radio
10. “Uh, excuse me, Mr. Lott, but I think the ‘negroes’ prefer to be called ‘African Americans’ nowadays.” 9. “Oh c’mon, people, don’t be ridic. I’m not any harder on George Bush than these stupid jeans are on mine.” 8. “What the hell kinda name is ‘Condi,’ anyway? Sounds like something Malibu Barbi would call her evil beachfront dollhouse.” 7. “Show of hands. How many of you think Dubya can actually spell ‘Afghanistan’? And