First, the Milwaukee Jesus Tree. Then, the Lamb of Allah. Now — just in time for Easter — it’s AQUADOG! …And how to react to a full-blown act of God? […] I thought I should leave the house, because it’s not everyday a dog does such a thing. It was maybe a miracle, but I was scared of it anyway. God’s reply: “I said I was a benevolent God, honey.

A snippet of conversation overheard in the waiting area of a Colorado Jiffy Lube™: First Guy: “I don’t know. I’m not even paying attention to election stuff yet. I’ve got my own problems.” Second Guy: “New serpentine belt, huh? How much is that gonna run ya?” First Guy: “I mean, is there even a difference between Bush and Kerry? A vote for either one’s gonna end up costing me money.

“Our message to you, Mr. President: It’s wrong to politicize 9/11 and the War on Terror. Politicizing the death of Americans is both cynical and immoral. Politicizing the War on Terror is a slap in the face to the families of its victims. How dare you, Mr. President.”