Just a few random notes: 1) If I have time this weekend, I’ll put up the first bit of a hypertext fiction project I’m planning using protein wisdom as a publishing base. I realize many of you are not interested in fiction, which means “hypertext fiction” will excite you less than Melissa Rivers in a rubber bustier and spiked nipple cups. Please, don’t feel obligated to read it. Those of

…Evidently, “I’m sorry I took a dump on the memories of my countrymen, and I feel like a sawed-off li’l lefty shitstack for doing it,” was a little too much to hope for. Prick. The Daily Kos: We make Wahhibism smell like freshly picked honeysuckle. [Related: More from Jay Reding , Spoons, Hitchens, John Cole, QandO, North Georgia Dogma, NEOFLUX, Thomas Galvin, and the indispensible LGF]

Charles Krauthammer, on Richard Clarke’s apology: “…by blaming the government for the deaths of their loved ones, [Dick] Clarke deftly endorsed the grotesque moral inversion by which those who died on Sept. 11 are victims of . . . George Bush. This is about as morally obscene as the implication (made by, among others, the irrepressible Howard Dean) that those who died in the Madrid bombings were also victims of

Dear protein wisdom readers and patrons: On April 1, site visitor “Terry” became so enraged over one of contributor Janeane Garofalo’s posts that he dashed off the following angry comment, now in the hands of management: Good morning, jerk. You only wish you could write as well as that “hick”, Lileks. Does your hatred of anything and anyone NOT in New York or West Hollywood really run this deep or

Wait, there’s writing on those things…? Not that you can read drunk by the light of a lava lamp there isn’t, I can tell you that much.

In response to this holy supplication, Chaos Overlord happened upon this: What, no burning Bush? Omnipotent, drunk and lazy is no way to go through life, God.

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