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“I. Like. Big. Butts and I cannot lie…”

For Ed Boyd over at Zonitics.

Who says it has to 'mean' anything?

4 Replies to ““I. Like. Big. Butts and I cannot lie…””

  1. Dawn says:

    Looks to me like he’s asking her to unbutton her blouse.

    And her expression seems to be saying: I shouldn’t have to tell you that it’s more fun when you undress me, but for crissakes we’re in public! Your timing sucks.  Please order me four Budweisers in the 20oz collectors cups…and for the love of God please SHUT UP and watch the game while I whip up a vicious headache.

    Or…maybe he’s telling her that Phil Mickelson won the Masters.

  2. "Edward" says:

    Thanks Jeff.  I also like:

    “You know that intern—the one I didn’t have an affair with—she had the nicest set of ….

    hands I’ve ever seen.”

  3. sligobob says:

    Is it just me, or is Tere(z,s,c – pick one)seriously offended by her husbands breath?

  4. Asmun Key says:

    I like my waffles this big

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