Just a few random notes:
1) If I have time this weekend, I’ll put up the first bit of a hypertext fiction project I’m planning using protein wisdom as a publishing base. I realize many of you are not interested in fiction, which means “hypertext fiction” will excite you less than Melissa Rivers in a rubber bustier and spiked nipple cups. Please, don’t feel obligated to read it. Those of you who are interested in such things are encouraged to drop by.
2) As lightly-sweetened cereals go, Kix really is quite tasty. Thank you, General Mills!

“Melissa Rivers in a rubber bustier and spiked nipple cups” does sound interesting even though I could care less about hypertext fiction–no offense.
None taken.
But why not just go with a blowup doll? Every bit as plastic without the horribly grating voice and dippy persona.
And how does hypertext fiction differ from regular, paper-based fiction? Embedded links to porn?
It’s really really active-text fiction. With porn attached.
Ooh, sign me up as interested then.
Someone said the magic word…
What magic word (porn)? I don’t see any (porn) magic words. Why am I always (porn) out of the loop? Can anyone explain what I’m missing (porn)?