yin: “You know, a lot of men say that women are at their most beautiful when they’re pregnant.” yang: “Uh huh. And a lot of men claim they had a three-way with ‘really hot twins’ in college, but most of those guys are lying, too.”
July 27, 2005
July 27, 2005
“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 15” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
July 27, 2005
Thanks…!
…to David McKissack for sending along the Gallipoli DVD. This is one of those films I’ve been meaning to watch forever but never seemed to get around to. Tonight, all that changes. Much appreciated, Dave!
July 27, 2005
No offense to gay rights activists…
…but until nanobots take over our reproductive processes (a move I welcome, as such a breakthrough will purportedly shorten the gestation period to 45 minutes and make delivering a child as easy as unzipping a pair of Levis), all human offspring, by biological necessity, have a father and a mother—and changing the terminology on birth certificates simply will not change that fact. What it will do, however, is structurally support
July 27, 2005
Appendix to the Tom Tancredo / Mecca dustup
Appearing on “DaySide” just now was Paul L. Williams, PhD, author of the forthcoming Osama’s Revenge. According to Mr. Williams, a former FBI consultant and adjunct professor of Humanities at the University of Scranton, al Qaeda and bin Laden have been actively seeking nuclear weapons since 1992, and that, with the help of the AQ Khan research laboratories, have been successful is acquiring them—having already, in fact, managed to forward
July 27, 2005
BREAKING: Ahmed Ressam Sentenced to 22 Years for Millennium Terror Plot
Meanwhile, six arrests have been made in the London terror probe—including one this morning that, in the run-up, forced the evacuation of an area of Birmingham. Not surprisingly, at least one of the terrorists, Yasin Hassan Omar, was living on the dole—his anti-western jihad, which his neighbors say was no secret (right after 911, he told a local shopkeeper that he was a supporter of Usama Bin Laden) fully subsidized
July 27, 2005
The kind of observation one feels free to make before he’s had his coffee, which is what he relies upon to kickstart whatever it is that controls the social graces
That Jared guy from the Subway™ commercials? Dude looked a whole lot better as a great big jolly fat man, if you ask me. Must be something about knowing you can eat a bucket of chicken and an entire Boston cream pie and it won’t make a bit of difference that gives the big person that special contented glow. I envy that.
July 27, 2005
A potential break in the Natalee Holloway case? One CITIZEN JOURNALIST thinks we may be on the verge of an important revelation
I haven’t been able to corroborate this just yet, but from what I’m hearing, there’s a good chance Natalee Holloway is in Miami, FL, dancing under the name “Krystal Champagne” at Big Mac’s Foxy Lady Lounge, 1800 Nw 79th St. If anybody’d care to drop $600 into my tip jar, I’m happy to follow up on the lead. And if you could somehow figure out a way to give me