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“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 15” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

yin:  “You know, a lot of men say that women are at their most beautiful when they’re pregnant.”

yang:  “Uh huh.  And a lot of men claim they had a three-way with ‘really hot twins’ in college, but most of those guys are lying, too.”

21 Replies to ““The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 15” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)”

  1. Carin says:

    So, should I love my husband more because he never said such nonsense to me?  Because, i would have KNOWN he was lying.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    MISOGYNIST!

  3. Carin says:

    I’ve been accused of worse.

  4. Bucko says:

    Anybody wanna bet Scott Peterson was fond of telling Lacey how wonderful she looked in her pregnancy? 

    “Next” as in which of you two wants to wear the nurses outfit next?

  5. TomB says:

    You tryin’ to tell us something, Jeff?

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    INTENTIONALIST!

  7. TomB says:

    No, just a bow to nature.

    Now, if you want to talk intentionalism, try this.

  8. gail says:

    I noticed that my husband never said that to me when I was throwing up.

  9. Carin says:

    “If the baby’s in your stomach, how come your @ss is getting so big?”

  10. Scott P says:

    Yang must love sleeping on the couch.

    BTW, Hugh Hewitt linked to you, if you didn’t know.

  11. Bill from INDC says:

    Yeah, nice link from HEWITT, Goldstein.

    Are you going to merit a chapter in “BLOG II: Triumph of the BLOG?”

    Sell-out.

  12. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Actually, Bill, it’s BLOG II:  Who’s Your Daddy Now, MSM Bitch?

    And yes.  I’ll be featured in the chapter on home furnishings.

  13. Scott P says:

    Geez, Jeff, I think Lileks has dibs on that chapter.  And those two are tight, y’know.

  14. Watch, Jeff will never even mention me when he’s famous.

    Turing word “love” … well, what more needs to be said?

  15. Beto Ochoa says:

    I lived with two bisexual women in 1974-1976. It was just a lot of work with limited reward. They brought over three of their friends one friday night. Fantasy is sooo much better than the real thing. Work work work.

  16. ArizonaTeach says:

    Never said they were hot.

    Or twins.

    Or real, come to think of it.

    In any case, yeah, I never saw that alleged “glow.”

    Hey, my word is “Zebra”, as in I took zebra off the hot sorority gir…no, I got nothing.

  17. Flea says:

    College? Try high school.

  18. Flea says:

    (making loser-3D gesture on forehead)

  19. Matt Moore says:

    I actually do think pregnant women are very attractive. Until their feet get all swolled up.

    And the twins? They were really ugly.

  20. Patrick says:

    Twins would be icky.

    And it did seem like a good idea at the time…

    (Turing word “slowly”, which I think is good advice, but sometimes difficult to apply)

  21. McGehee says:

    Mine were twins, and they were really hot. But after 20 minutes in a sauna neither one of them was in the mood—and once I got a look at them in the clear, away from the steam, neither was I.

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