Well, the armadillo and I are actually kinda busy just now—he’s helping me test out my new “robe of invisibility,” something I made by weaving into simple cotton fiber nanobots programmed to act as millions of rapidly revolving micro-mirrors, creating an “illusion” of empty space—but I suppose he could do both things at once… Okay. Here you go:

One of my favorite libertarian watchdogs, the Cato Institute’s Radley Balko, responds to the Center for Science in the Public Interest’s demand that soda cans feature warning labels cautioning a benighted (and evidently, quite confused) public that soda, consumed in excess, might cause obesity, diabetes, tooth decay, and osteoperosis.  Writes Balko, in his Cato news release: First, the studies CSPI cites in calling for these warnings are far from universally

…to Wes Thompson, for the Omega Man and Two Mules for Sister Sarah DVDs.  In addition to my being a huge Eastwood fan, watching Charlton Heston get it on with a post-apocalyptic, albino-battling Soul Sistah is—from where I’m standing—almost as good as waking up to find that your pillows have turned to solid gold, or that your genitals have grown so large and beautiful that you no longer feel the

Lots of people in blogland commenting on the latest chapter in Rovegate, which today has the New York Times reporting the following: WASHINGTON, July 14 – Karl Rove, the White House senior adviser, spoke with the columnist Robert D. Novak as he was preparing an article in July 2003 that identified a C.I.A. officer who was undercover, someone who has been officially briefed on the matter said. Mr. Rove has

I hate to say it, but this thing has Karl Rove’s fingerprints all over it.