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The “My Wife’s Second Mother’s Day Commemorative Poem” poem

Sorry you didn’t dig

the Martha Stewart-

brand picture frames

I bought you. On the

plus side, though, the

receipt is in the friggin’

     bag.

17 Replies to “The “My Wife’s Second Mother’s Day Commemorative Poem” poem”

  1. ll says:

    Uh, oh. Trouble in the Goldstein household? Quick, start vacuuming!

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    No trouble.  She loved the Girls Gone Wild DVD collector set!

  3. ROFL – ok, that one hurt my ribs, Jeff.  If your wife needs help beatin’ on you for that one, she knows where to find me.

  4. gail says:

    Jeff, that sounds like one of those Yin-Yang conversations gone awry. But don’t fret. My husband once bought me a pair of scissors for a wedding anniversary and he hasn’t succumbed to any unusual substances in his mashed potatoes in the intervening twenty five years.

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I knew I should have gone with the DustBuster.

  6. harrison says:

    and thanks to all you mothers out there.

    you know who you are.

  7. CraigC says:

    Gail, do you mean because he has an unusually strong constitution?  And get back to the witty banter I’m laying down at your site!

  8. CraigC says:

    Did Martha make use of prison labor for those frames?

  9. gail says:

    Hey, what does not kill you makes you stronger.

  10. gail says:

    Get out of the way of my ripostes, Craig.

  11. ALa says:

    Tell her to look on the bright side…it could have been a Vermont F’in’ Teddy Bear…

  12. JWebb says:

    Martha Stewart Living product receipts clearly explain the exhorbitant restocking and return handling fees in 3pt type at the very bottom.

    Nice rejoinder.

  13. Speaking of a Yin-Yang post, I just posted one on my site.  Just thought I’d let JG know, proper credits given.

    Spamword:  Make, as in off with someone else’s ideas.

  14. Kathy says:

    Haven’t you guys learned by now that jewlery always works.

  15. twolaneflash says:

    It wasn’t the Martha Stewart part that galled Mom, it was the Kmart bag.  Dude, bag switch definitely indicated.  Life lesson 595:  Lay in stash of shopping bags from high-end boutiques.

  16. guide says:

    Cocktails

  17. YES,VERY GOOD WEBSITE!

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