Jeff, that sounds like one of those Yin-Yang conversations gone awry. But don’t fret. My husband once bought me a pair of scissors for a wedding anniversary and he hasn’t succumbed to any unusual substances in his mashed potatoes in the intervening twenty five years.
It wasn’t the Martha Stewart part that galled Mom, it was the Kmart bag. Dude, bag switch definitely indicated. Life lesson 595: Lay in stash of shopping bags from high-end boutiques.
Uh, oh. Trouble in the Goldstein household? Quick, start vacuuming!
No trouble. She loved the Girls Gone Wild DVD collector set!
ROFL – ok, that one hurt my ribs, Jeff. If your wife needs help beatin’ on you for that one, she knows where to find me.
Jeff, that sounds like one of those Yin-Yang conversations gone awry. But don’t fret. My husband once bought me a pair of scissors for a wedding anniversary and he hasn’t succumbed to any unusual substances in his mashed potatoes in the intervening twenty five years.
I knew I should have gone with the DustBuster.
and thanks to all you mothers out there.
you know who you are.
Gail, do you mean because he has an unusually strong constitution? And get back to the witty banter I’m laying down at your site!
Did Martha make use of prison labor for those frames?
Hey, what does not kill you makes you stronger.
Get out of the way of my ripostes, Craig.
Tell her to look on the bright side…it could have been a Vermont F’in’ Teddy Bear…
Martha Stewart Living product receipts clearly explain the exhorbitant restocking and return handling fees in 3pt type at the very bottom.
Nice rejoinder.
Speaking of a Yin-Yang post, I just posted one on my site. Just thought I’d let JG know, proper credits given.
Spamword: Make, as in off with someone else’s ideas.
Haven’t you guys learned by now that jewlery always works.
It wasn’t the Martha Stewart part that galled Mom, it was the Kmart bag. Dude, bag switch definitely indicated. Life lesson 595: Lay in stash of shopping bags from high-end boutiques.
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