Well, don’t just sit there gawking.  Anybody know how to fix the damn things?

I’m torn on this, to be honest with you.  I mean, on the one hand, I can almost sympathize with those calling for Mrs. Bush to be burned at the stake for her anti-Christian, pro-homosexual, pro-bestiality references to horse tugging; on the other hand, even those of us who stand staunchly against gay man-on-horse action have to admit that had the Good Lord not wanted the First Lady talking publicly

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From the New York Times Pakistani authorities said today that they had arrested a senior Al Qaeda operative suspected of orchestrating two assassination attempts against the Pakistani president, Gen. Pervez Musharraf. Abu Faraj al-Libbi, described by some counterterrorism officials as the third-most senior leader in the Al Qaeda terrorist network, was arrested on Tuesday, the Pakistani information minister, Sheikh Rashid Ahmed, said this afternoon. A native of Libya, Mr. Libbi

As of 1:35 PM EST today, protein wisdom is still being blocked by Websense.  This despite their response yesterday that the site would be re-classified, as noted here: The site you submitted has been reviewed and the categorization has been changed to Message Boards and Clubs. This update should be available in the next publication of the database. Apparently, the site was once again submitted to Websense as having adult

Kerouac:  “Right.  And then Ricky enters, exhausted, and shouts, ‘Hey Lucy, I’m hooooome‘—at which point Lucy comes out of the kitchen toking on some primo reefer and says something like, ‘Sure, you’re home physically, Babalu.  But where are you in your mind…?”

Next time, you might try a Rivest-Shamir-Adleman public key cipher (RSA), okay “Stevie”?¹ Authenticating the QRC requires a slightly more complex protocol, and I’m a busy man. Oh, and one other thing:  What in the fuck is a “slrrpi ngbag”? Amateur. **** ¹“In the RSA algorithm, a user R who wishes to receive messages chooses a large number N as a modulus, and a number E as an enciphering exponent.

To Sarah W, for the extraordinarily generous gift of the complete “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” on DVD! Between this and “The Sopranos”—which I watched for the first time on Sunday—I’m going to be quite happy for a couple of hours at the end of every day for quite some time. Thank you so much, Sarah. 

_________________________ Part I. Dalton: “Pain don’t hurt.” Nietzsche: “Truth is but a mobile army of metaphors, metonyms, and anthropomorphisms.” Dalton: “Uh huh.  And pain don’t hurt.” __________________________ Part II. Nietzsche:  “But thus do I counsel you, my friend: distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.” Dalton: Nietzsche:  Dalton:  “I want you to be nice until it’s time to not be nice…?” Nietzsche:  “Not quite, no.  But I

I’m thinking I should post a picture of the cat.  Y’know—while the idea is still fresh and all…