Hannity: “Did you get that? Because I think I just really nailed that squinty concerned look thingy I do with my eyebrows..”
April 8, 2005
April 8, 2005
BREAKING: THE JEFF GANNON GAY PORN COCK OF LIES REMAINS “UNCUT” AND 8-INCHES “AT ITS ABSOLUTE STIFFEST,” SOURCES SAY
No story here, sorry. I just missed writing “GAY PORN COCK OF LIES.” And the truth is, we writers sometimes grow quite attached to certain of our own phrases. I’m not too proud to admit that. **** update: BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!
April 8, 2005
“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 7” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
yin: “Would you mind stopping by the store on your way home and picking me up some tampons?” yang: “Right. And while I’m at work, how about you build me a fucking tool shed…”
April 8, 2005
9 indications that you might not be appropriate “academy” material, in Paul Krugman’s estimation
You adhere to the crazy “conservative” notion that US has been a force for good in the world Your quasi-retarded decision to vote for Ronald Reagan all but destroyed the last great hope for economic and social equity that was at the core of Communism. Your antipathy to the UN proves that you’d be unable to abide the consent-driven grievance politics so essential to the proper functioning of university humanities
April 8, 2005
Inside my (ivory-covered) sugar walls
In his April 5 column, Paul Krugman argues that the lack of conservative faculty members in college is not a product of bias, but rather is the result of certain deficiencies in conservative thought—an argument I’ve heard made elsewhere by, for instance, esteemed wymynist and law professor, Susan Estrich, among others. Leaving aside for the moment Krugman’s imbecilic and cartoonish reduction of conservative thought to something “increasingly dominated by people