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April 11, 2005

My fourth brief conversation with the ghost of Tony Randall

Me: “Don’t get me wrong: Klugman was excellent.  I’m just saying he’s no Matthau, is all.” The Ghost of Tony Randall:  “Fair enough, fair enough… Say, you want to grab a length of salami and spook the shit out Penny Marshall with me?  The woman is absolutely terrified of aged meat…”

The onanist haiku

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much, but damn!– if I ain’t good…!

Bolton grilled by Senate

From the BBC: President George W Bush’s controversial candidate for the post of US ambassador to the UN has pledged to “work with all” if his candidacy is confirmed. John Bolton told a Senate confirmation hearing he wanted to help build a stronger and more effective UN. He is an outspoken critic of the UN, and his choice has been denounced by Democrats as divisive. Democrat Sen Joseph Biden told

Tonight on “The O’Reilly Factor”:  Bill tells us whether Frank Miller’s “Sin City” is too violent for us. 

Thank God for Bill!  Because without him, how would I know the joys of boycotting France, or agitating for a militarized border, or watching good, wholesome family entertainment in a continuous, wholesome no-spin loop? In between trying to coax young women into pleasuring themselves with fried chickpea patties, of course.* Tune it tonight at 8 EST!

BREAKING:  BOMB THREAT AT WEST FRONT OF CAPITOL

A small man, possibly Asian, is standing and facing the Capitol with his arms folded and two small bags on rollers behind him.  He has threatened to blow himself up.  The west side of the Capitol is being evacuated.  Sharpshooters have their weapons trained on him. Developing…. (via FOXNews’ Brian Wilson, reporting live) **** update:  Four armed police officers rushed the man from behind and took him down.  They have

hearts and minds / pragmatism and idealism

A very interesting—and telling—Olivier Guitta piece in the April 4 Weekly Standard updates us on how our friends the Saudis are helping us fight the terror war (subscriber’s only, so I’ll quote at length): The most important political event in Saudi Arabia in the last year may have been the appointment on February 9 of Abdullah bin Saleh al-Obaid, a hard-core Wahhabi, to the prestigious post of education minister. Al-Obaid

Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, abridged 14

Others may watch as you roar by, but never forget:  ultimately, the ride belongs to you and you alone.