Man in Volvo wagon:  “What kind of oil are your hashbrowns fried in, do you know?” Disembodied drive-through voice: Man in Volvo wagon:  “…Miss –?” Disembodied drive-through voice:  “I’ll have to check.” Man in Volvo wagon:  “I can wait, thanks.” Disembodied drive-through voice: Man in Volvo wagon: Disembodied drive-through voice: Man in Volvo wagon: Disembodied drive-through voice:  “Sir –?” Man in Volvo Wagon:  “– Yes?” Disembodied drive-through voice:  “‘Really, really

I’m not saying people who eat their hot dogs with ketchup are evil, necessarily.  Just that they’re likely a bit slow.  And don’t have much class.