No story here, sorry. I just missed writing “GAY PORN COCK OF LIES.” And the truth is, we writers sometimes grow quite attached to certain of our own phrases.
I’m not too proud to admit that.
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update: BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!
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I’m outraged. No, not really. See, I didn’t even use caps for it.
Ah, those were the good old days. Back when gayporncock was young. You can’t go home again, Jeff. Not even with the ruby slippers. And an eight inch whatsis.
Pie? I’m all caught up on pie.
How about a nice hot fudge sundae?
Well, the poor guy almost got attacked at the Press club today by a looney who was obviously after that particular uncut thingamabobby.
You coulda written about that.
And my mind drifts to….
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.ÂÂ
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings
it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there.She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man.
Her note reads: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants.”
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her.
His note reads: “Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty-! five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK.”
Oh yes, that’s a rehash. Oh yes.
Jeff,
Hate to say it, but Jeff Gannon is so last month. Now, it’s all about John Bolton and his 10” UNILATERAL COCK OF UN HATRED!
I’m just waiting for a Gannon and 80’s porn legend Long Dong Silver to discuss the nature of perception and the intersection of memory and identity…
I’m also dying for a dog whistle update.
I personally like the ‘We Get Letters’ updates.
And asparagus.
I miss Martha.
Your breaking item reminds me of the New York Times headline a while back: “CBS Staying Silent in Debate On Women Joining Augusta.”
Also: “This just in: Generalissimo Franco is still dead!”
Hey, they don’t call it “America’s Newspaper of Broken Record” for nothing.
You can never go wrong with the classics, Dario.
“Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the Beaver last night?”
Ah, yes. GAY PORN COCK is always good for what ails ya’.
While were on the subject of Oldies But Goodies, how about some more Jesusland pix? Haven’t seen them in a while.
There’s a redwood decking company in Marin County called “Big Guys With Big Decks”
And, as anyone who lived in D.C. in the 70’s…well, any guy who lived in D.C. in the 70’s can tell you, there was a gynocologist in the MD phonebook named Dr. Harry Beavers. I shit you not.
Actually, Jeff, Gannon and Wonkette were on a program broadcast today on CSPAN.
Gannon had some quite coherent and apt points.
But how long were they?
I had my eyes covered gail so as to avoid learning that every thing.
Oh, and to avoid seeing Wonkette’s rack.
Sorry, Jeff- nice try, but too little, too late. I wouldn’t re-link to P.W., even if I had a blog… or a job… or eight inches…
I’ve found when I want to relive the nostalgic gut-busters, the GREATEST HITS and ARCHIVES work fine. I’m more interested to see what comes up NEXT on PW.
There is ample graphic evidence that arose in the past Gail. The question now is, will he cash in on all this media face time, use his head, and make a cum back.