short guy in watch cap:  “Aren’t you getting anything?” guy in windbreaker: “No.  I hate movies.” short guy in watch cap:  “What do you mean you ‘hate movies’?  That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.” guy in windbreaker: “Yeah, you’re right.  Truth is, I don’t have the four bucks.” short guy in watch cap: guy in windbreaker “Fucking Greenspan.”

Confronted by the choice of shaved turkey or roast beef, I had a little of each—rolled in a low-carb wrap and joined by a Claussen dill pickle spear and some raw cauliflower.

Vicar of Rome will recite rosary at St. Peter’s Square at 2 pm EST (via Fox / Sky Italia; not yet confirmed by the Vatican). **** update:  Vatican sources saying the Pope is still alive, but very near death.

From the AP, “Berger to Plead Guilty to Taking Materials”: Sandy Berger, who was President Clinton’s top national security aide, has acknowledged taking classified documents from the National Archives and cutting them up with scissors, law enforcement officials said Friday. Rather than the “honest mistake” he acknowledged last summer, Berger told Justice Department lawyers he intentionally took and deliberately destroyed three copies of the same document dealing with terror threats

From the AP: Mitch Hedberg, a Minnesota-born comedian who worked in nightclubs, television and film in a wide-ranging career, died in New Jersey, his family said. He was 37. Hedberg, who struggled with drugs and alcohol, died Wednesday in a hotel room in Livingston, N.J. Pending the medical examiner’s report, the cause of death appears to be heart failure, said his mother, Mary Hedberg. She said her son was born

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