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Producer: Huh? Oh, sorry. I wasn’t paying attention; I was wondering how to get a job with Jeff and Bill on their radio show…
If you are trying to say that Hannity is dumb as a box of rocks, you just aren’t nailing it yet.
‘Cause he is actually dumber than a box of rocks. The other day I flipped the truck radio onto his program – purely a mistake I assure you – to find him interviewing some moron of a creation science propagandist.
Producer: ….Erm….no I didn’t….we had a fade just as you did it…. give me another test squint and that screwing up your mouth thing when you look like you’re about to beat Cholms to a pulp with the clipboard…..
Hannity: …Ok hold on I’ll get him to say something about Chimpy BusHitler…let me work up a good outrage…
Cholms: …. Hey I’m a caring liberal….I’m not like all those other guys… but Bush is a kind of a cowboy….. and there was no holocaust…Everybody knows that…. and Kerry was just misunderstood….He’s going to do that form 180 any day now….
(Sounds of hard thuds and screams as they go to a station break)…
Producer: ….Ok that was pretty good…. Prop Cholms up again in the chair…. we’re on air in 5 minutes… and where that slut Coulter at…. shes always late….
Robin, I think Jeff was going more for the Hannity vanity thing. Boxes of rockses must be for another day.
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Is it me, or has Alan been the voice of reason since the Schiavo circus began. Did I say that? I’m going back to my bong.
4 hours a day of mental enslavement is all that we ask.
My Lord…
The rightwing agnostics have taken over this blog. And that’s sad.
Or maybe they’re the Darwinian Gnostics.
“I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and believes in me will never die. DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?”
Slick: I’m forced to believe in evolution; I’m a ‘transitional form’ between man and monkey. On the plus side though, my kids love playing jump rope with my prehensile tail!
Seriously though, if you’re judging PW (or any other blog for that matter) by the beliefs held by commenters, your blog choices are going to be relatively limited.
Hopefully you were just being facetious.
Willy, lots of religious people believe that evolution is perfectly consistent with theology. One doesn’t necessarily cancel the other out.
Actually we right wing atheists defeated the puny weak right wing agnostics at a recent SCA battle.
That’ll teach ‘em to be agnostic about chain mail.
turing word “wife” – oops, is she home yet to catch me not doing my chores?
I beg to differ Gail, but evolution and theology are like Michael and Janet, never seen in the same place at the same time.
Gail – Are you saying in the Garden of Eden, the Fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil was a banana? That’s appealing.
– Alright…. How did we get from Hannity to ideology…..
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– Oh, nevermind……
DudeSucker, It’s hard to understand how you can differ with the statement that certain people believe thus and so–whether you think they’re correct or not is another matter.
JWebb, I’m tempted to work that into a slippery slope argument. But I won’t.
As a matter of fact evolution and theology are seen together in the papal encyclical Humani Generis by Pope Pius XII among other fairly theological environments
I was differing with your second sentence. I agree that your first sentence was indisputable, regardless of how misguided those religious people you speak of may be.
Hannity and ideology, similar to Jeff and GAY PORN COCK OF LIES, just go together “like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong” (like Danny and Sandy).
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Turing word: faith
As in: I guess I just have to have faith that the one that I played hide the salami in the back door with last night after 12 Absolut Martinis was Ann.. though she did seem a little hairier than usual…
I’m surprised the salami was able to find the backdoor after 12 martinis, AB.
DudeSucker, I should have been more precise. I meant belief in evolution is not inconsistent with certain approaches to theology.
(like mine)
True, Gail. Just like certain approaches to science are not inconsistent with belief in theology. Just ask Art Bell.
Webb, you made me Google that goofball.
I’m not sure I like this thing making fun of Hannity. I think he is hot. I also think he is right 99% of the time.
A Viagra Speedball ** will take care of that.. One good snort and the Salami will FIND someplace it fits all on its own, though friction burns through prolonged ‘friction’ (2-4 hours) are a common problem. The engorged and aggitated salami rarely worries about trivial things like water based lubricant or raincoats.
**Viagra and Methamphetamine crushed together and snorted- This is REAL ‘Livin’ Large and Laughin’ Easy’
Full Disclosure (before someone hurts themself)
I made up the Viagra Speedball stuff. Dont try this at home.. Whiffin’ Speed and Viagra together would probably cause your spongey, engorgeable parts to explode.. (varies by gender..chicks appearantly take Viagra too for a similar effect)
–Baboon Savant
Turing word: (and this is no shit) hospital
As in : Heh.. Indeed
I’m glad you’re an early riser, Alpha, because this is just the sort of information I need before I’ve had my second cup of tea.
which reminds me that I havent had my first coffee yet and none of my pills.. brb
Turing word: trouble
Once again.. Heh, indeed.
Better get a move on then before your coach turns into a pumpkin.
.. or until the Caterpillar starts giving me advice…