For years, rumors circulated among fans of “Facts of Life” about an unaired 1987 episode in which Jo (Nancy McKeon) “comes out” to Blair (Lisa Whelchel) after both young women get drunk at a college fraternity party.  The two then tongue kiss for several seconds before Blair realizes what’s happening and pushes Jo away. According to show creator Jenna McMahon, however, no such episode was ever shot, nor was Jo

…or maybe that new Bowflex Xtreme.  That, some steaks, and a shitload of protein shakes, and I’ll be Calvin-Klein-underwear-model-ripped in NO time, baby…

From the New York Times: Senator Mel Martinez, Republican of Florida, said Wednesday that a senior member of his staff had written an unsigned memorandum about the partisan political advantages of intervening in the case of Terri Schiavo that became a controversial footnote to the debate over the wisdom and motives of Congress’s actions. In a statement on Wednesday night, Mr. Martinez said that he had just learned that the

Kerouac:  “What do you mean you don’t understand it, man?  ‘Throw some hip into all 6 of your stoic-mouthed screwfaces until each of their steely little flatheads is burrowed tick-like into the newly-dimpled sheetmetal’—what could be plainer than that, Jack?”’

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No, seriously.  Look → A peanut butter cup dipped in raw honey?  Oh yes he did, too!  And now he’s going to prance shoeless across his front lawn.  As in, without shoes. The whimsy—it’s overtaken me.  I blame the blasphemy of spring. **** update:  And the found art of a month-old Thai stick, too.  So long as I’m footnoting things.

me: “…and of course, when Stanley Fish notes that ‘every decoding is another encoding,’ he’s really only saying that whenever we interpret, we are essentially summarizing or paraphrasing the original signs presented us—hopefully to the point where we are interpreting the intentions of the utterer in a useful way.” steamed beef dumpling: me: “…though this is clearly not always the case.” steamed beef dumpling: me: steamed beef dumpling: me: steamed

Bloomberg: Iraq’s National Assembly today named Kurdish leader Jalal Talabani as the country’s first democratically elected president in more than 50 years, breaking a two-month deadlock on forming a new government. The appointment resolves differences over power sharing between the United Iraqi Alliance, which won the most seats in the Jan. 30 vote, and the second-placed Kurdish Alliance. Shiite Interim Finance Minister Adel Abdel Mahdi and former Sunni President Sheik

Unfortunately, the show hit a hard break, so we’ll never know for sure what that other way might have been —though if I had to guess, I suspect it would have involved having Hillary Duff strap on a Semtex vest and pose for pictures with a smiling Baghdad Bob and a battalion of Fedayeen Saddam from the turret of an Iraqi tank.  Then, Americans would have seen the softer, more